NY Post – An American Airlines jet headed to Kennedy Airport from LA was forced to make an emergency landing in Kansas City after a woman refused to stop belting out Whitney Houston’s “I will always love you.” The woman’s off-key rendition of the ditty’s famous chorus, captured forever on a passenger’s cellphone video, is heard as police escort her off the flight. A female airline staffer can be heard in the video pleading with passengers not to take photos. “The woman was being disruptive and was removed from the plane for interfering with the flight crew,” airport spokesman Joe McBride told WCTV Friday. “There was a federal air marshal on the aircraft, who subdued the woman and put her in cuffs and removed her from the plane.” The woman, who claimed she was a diabetic, was not charged but the airline refused to allow her back on a flight.
There’s a special place in hell reserved for this woman. She’s just as bad as the people on the subway who think its acceptable to play music out loud on their iPhones rather than through headphones. Everyone is trapped in a subway car of death underground and now I gotta listen to 2 Chainz blasting from your cellphone because you’re too poor for ear buds? Drop dead dude.
But this bitch is even worse. Flying across country. Trapped on a shitty commercial flight in coach for 6 hours. Ears popping, heading ringing. Eating shitty peanuts and drinking out of those stupid fucking airplane cups. Trying to piss in tiny bathrooms and fighting for armrest space and legroom. And to top it off now some fuckin broad is pretending its her American Idol audition. Belting out Whitney while you’re trying to sleep or watch a movie on your laptop. Get the fuck out of here toots. Air Marshals should have permission to take out people like this. Maybe duct tape her up like that dude on Iceland Air. Fat people and crying babies can’t be avoided – but diabetic assholes singing love ballads at the top of their lungs can be.
PS – how cocky can you get with your song choice? I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston is like most perfect musical composition of all time. Maybe aim a little lower you decide to disrupt an entire plane of people. Sing some Britney or something.