EliteDaily - The people that live in this city are just wired differently in in terms of the way they go about handling what is put in front of them each day. This is why there is nothing like a New York minute or a New York hustle. It’s a city of hustlers, all trying to make it, which creates this lively, ego-driven environment of cunning competition and self awareness.However, because New Yorkers are wired in ways people from other states cannot comprehend, we as a people are unfortunately extremely hard to deal with in many situations. This is why no one, and I mean no one, should ever date a New Yorker. The concepts of staying faithful and pretending we live in a lighthearted fairy tale land just do not connect with the people who live in this city. It’s just not like that around here. Let’s break down both genders and the reasoning behind why dating a New Yorker is a recipe for disaster for both men and women alike.
Men: Let’s be very blunt here: the men in New York are the obnoxious assholes every girl loves to say they hate but truly love when they are getting passionately plowed into oblivion by them. We are pompous and cocky, and virtually every single moment throughout our day just reminds us why we deserve to be looked up to. We like to think of ourselves as superior to every other man on planet earth. Our ambition always gets it the way of us falling in love with a girl, because there is just no room for distraction when you are trying to make something out of nothing. Plus, there is simply way too much fun to be had in this city when it comes to being single. There are too many women and too many places to find these women, that the idea of just picking one and submerging into the daily routine of monotony seems like a nightmare to us.
Women: The thing about women in New York is that they are in many ways a supreme race when compared to most women around the world. You really don’t find girls like there are here anywhere else. They have a superior taste in food and fashion and are ambitious on a level that is almost on part with their male counterparts. They love the fun of getting into trouble, thrive on the excitement of confrontation and will always look for new things to amuse themselves. New York women are almost a mirror image of the caliber of men in the city nowadays. They view a romantic relationships as childish because they are conscious of how naive and idealistic they were as kids, so repeating that behavior doesn’t seem intelligent now that they are mature and aware of how men think. They know marriage is a failing industry whereas there is always a chance to have a successful career so even if they want to have kids, there’s nothing that seems more convenient to them than the idea of a surrogate father.
Ahhhh. Its been a while. Been a while since I stumbled upon a douchey obnoxious list or blog about New Yorkers. In today’s edition we have some dude blogging about how New York men are ultimate cocksmen who can’t be bothered with love and how women in New York are the “superior race.” Guy sounds like Hitler describing some sort of Master Race or something. Let me pick one stereotype, quote Empire State of Mind and Sex In The City, say we’re the finest specimens on earth, and call it a day!
Christ almighty. I’ve lived in New York my entire adult life. I think I know like one dude and one chick who embody that description. You know how many other dudes there are in New York? What about the dickhead hipsters in the village? The gay guys in Chelsea? The Puerto Ricans uptown? Hey don’t get me wrong I’m not saying you should date any of them either. All those guys probably suck. But if you’re gonna blog about how men in New York are undateable, don’t just focus on the group of finance bros at Brother Jimmys. There are plenty of other men in New York City who you should never date. Like bloggers with a pretty bad drinking habit and an addiction to television.
And as for the broads. Lets get one thing straight – I don’t care if you’re from New York or Idaho, chicks all want one thing and one thing only – and thats to have a boyfriend. Its just the only thing that matters to them. “Career women” are just chicks who don’t have boyfriends. “Single chicks” who are “just dating” are girls who are desperately trying to find a relationship but dudes can smell their desperation a mile away so they stay away. So the notion that relationships are childish and broads are choosing not to be in love is a fucking joke. Also that “superior taste in fashion and food” is hysterical. Go look at Pizza 33 one night when two drunk girls are stumbling in their high heels stuffing their faces with pizza crying about the boy who didn’t like them and tell me if they are superior to fucking anyone on earth.
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