Today’s your day, White Twitter! Go nuts! Halloween Walk of Shames, and freaking out of Christmas at Starbucks – thats what White Girls DO!
Now listen I’m not a coffee guy at all. I don’t drink it, period. So I don’t know much about Starbucks. But when I saw everyone flipping out about “Starbucks Christmas Cups,” I thought we were talking about those Kuerig K-Cup things. Like there was a Christmas flavored coffee cup that had cinnamon and chocolate or something. Nope. We’re talking about the actual fucking cup that you drink your coffee out of. Just the container which holds your beverage. Just some red fucking Christmas cups even though its about 70 degrees today.
Never change, White Twitter. Never change.