Daily Mail – A wannabe singer and former stripper that has confessed to having sex with more than 177 men claims that ‘deep down women want to be just like her’. Biannca Lake, 28, who once auditioned for X Factor with a girl group called Dice, denied that she was a slut and said people who criticised her were ‘just jealous’. She revealed her candid thoughts on love and marriage during a new TV show and said she has no intention of settling down like millions of other couples. ‘Some girls do think I’m a slut but deep down they want to be like me,’ she said. ‘And lots of girls are like me, but I’m upfront about it. I’m like, “I banged you, I banged your mate last night and I’m banging your mate tonight”. I’m ruthless when I meet someone.’
First off all toots, you think I’m impressed by 177 dudes? You’re a chick, and a former stripper. Chicks can fuck at the drop of a hat. Snap their fingers and have a dick inside their honey pot in no time. Strippers can score dick even when they don’t want dick. They’re usually a g-string and a pair of mesh shorts away from penetration. Strippers can trip and fall and end up with some D in their P. So in order for me to really gasp at a number of sexual partners from a stripper, its gotta be at least 75,000. Figure if you really put your mind to it, you could get your number up to 750 and since you were once a stripper constantly surrounded by erections we multiply it by 100. Anything less than 75 thousand dicks and I ain’t impressed.
Secondly, this broad needs to realize that a vagina is depreciating asset. There’s only so much effective life in one pussy. I’m not saying dicks get better with age, but a dude’s dick is more of like a rechargeable flashlight. The light may get dim after a few years but you can always plug it in and shake it up and get some juice out of it. A chick’s pussy, on the other hand, just gets worse every second of every day until you die. And ramming as many dicks of all shapes and sizes only expedites that process. So, listen, I get it. You wanna play the bad girl role. There’s a lot of sluts out there who don’t admit it and you’re just honest. Blah blah blah. Bottom line is your pussy is like a big wide bowl of twice whipped mashed potatoes. I’m not saying you’ll have trouble getting #178 and 179 and so on and so forth but just recognize that you’ve got a legit axe wound between your legs now and no amount of cockiness or honesty can make that sexy.
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