NY Post – Patricia Krentcil, whose ghastly burnt-sienna-tinged skin turned her into a Web celebrity, was the guest of honor last night at a roast at a drag-queen show in Hell’s Kitchen — but got so sloshed that she was tossed. The New Jersey mom of five was being feted at the event, called “Tan Mom at Hot Mess,” at the XL Club on West 42nd Street. “She showed up for the red carpet and fell over,” one witness told The Post. “She then got up and tried to attack the drag queen.” Krentcil was incoherent and had trouble taking the jokes being tossed her way. “We asked her what she wanted to drink and she slurred, ‘I didn’t put my kid in a tanning bed!’ ” said Bianca del Rio, one of the evening’s hosts. Del Rio figured Krentcil would be a problem, so “we came up with a code word earlier. It was ‘Christmas.’ After about five minutes, we were just screaming ‘Christmas,’ and security came and took her out.”
An extra crispy burnt piece of bacon getting roasted by chicks with dicks. Its the new American Dream! From Rags to Still Living In Rags But You Got 15 Minutes Of Fame And Getting Blacked Out With Trannies! Absolutely hilarious. Just completely hammered yelling at people to shut up while she tells everyone over and over again that she didn’t take her kid in the tanning bed. Can you imagine Tan Mom out of control drunk while like 20 drag queens are running around yelling “Christmas??’ Shit show of epic proportions.
Only in America, folks.