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The Sun- MOST women would be heartbroken at the idea of their bloke being with another lover. But Jodie Craddick is so in love with her boyfriend that she has put her hurt aside and agreed to share him . . . with another MAN. After much soul-searching, the 20-year-old care assistant from Bristol has come to an unusual arrangement to share the affections of Jez Garrett, 22, with his boyfriend Tommy William. Jodie explains: “It’s a sort of joint custody agreement. “I’ve looked at other cultures where the man has several partners and I think it’s quite similar to that. It works well. “I know that it’s not the right way to do things but I really love Jez. If this is the only way, then so be it. “Jez told me he was bisexual after we had been together for two years. I was madly in love with him and, despite being incredibly hurt, I forgave him. Now I have to share him with another man. It may seem unconventional to most people.” When they all got together for a chat about how the three-way relationship would work last November, Jodie and jobless Tommy, 21, agreed to share Jez, who is a cleaner. They decided they would each spend two days a week with him.  She admits: “On the days I don’t have him I really miss him, but unlike when we split up I don’t get depressed about it because I know he’ll be back after a few days. It’s unusual but why should we be the same as everybody else? “We’ve had this going since last November and we are all happy.”

Does this son of a bitch Jez have it made or what? Joint custody is the fucking best. I remember being a kid and being so fucking jealous of the kids with divorced parents. Get two sets of presents for their birthday. Get two sets of presents on every holiday. I remember there was one fucking kid who had a Jewish mom and a Catholic Dad. So he obviously got 1 set of Hanukah presents and 1 set of Christmas presents but the mom also got him a set of Christmas presents too because they always celebrated it growing up. Motherfucker got 3 winter holidays in one. And there I was sitting there like a goddam idiot with my wholesome family with one set of gifts like twice a year.

Then when we got a little older it was like a permanent free for all for the kids with divorced parents. Both their mom and their dad wanted to be the one they loved the most so they let them do whatever the fuck they want. Stay out late, go to parties, have friends over. Whatever they wanted. Just as long as their arch-nemesis Ex didn’t have the upper hand.

Well thats like  what Jez has here except its the sex version. You know how many times that chick probably sucks his dick when she has him for 2 days? Shes got 2 days to prove to the straight side of this guy that there is absolutely no reason he should leave her and go spend 2 days getting fucked in the ass by his boyfriend. But, of course, Jez’s boyfriend knows this so during his 2 days he’s probably permanent bottom. Both of them probably cooking for him and treating him like a king. Just getting blown and fucking and doing whatever he wants because there’s no way his boyfriend wants to lose out to the fat bitch and there’s no way the girlfriend wants to lose to the little bitchy gay. Diabolical scheme.