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Huff Po – Toddlers in North Yorkshire have been banned from performing actions to the nursery rhyme Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, in case it offends deaf people. Bosses at the Sure Start children’s group in Acomb are reported to have introduced the ban after realising one of the hand actions could be misconstrued as a rude gesture. The issue — identified after staff attended a sign language course — is said to be that the hand gesture used for diamond resembles the official sign language sign for female genitalia. As such they’re worried that continued use of the gesture could offend deaf children or deaf parents — despite their not currently being any at the group. Unsurprisingly the move has been criticised by parents, with one mother telling the Telegraph: “These are innocent little children just making a sign to show a star. “No-one would give it a second thought. Now every parent may worry their child may be making an offensive gesture when they’re singing this song.” However, a spokeswoman for City of York Council, which is responsible for the group, said it was ‘a sensible decision taken to prevent deaf children or deaf parents being offended’.

Well let me just say this. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is a lot more fun for deaf kids. If we were singing about shining pussies in the sky at night I bet I woulda taken that sing along alot more serious.

This is why there are whores and sluts in this world though. Everything is starting so much earlier these days. Like when I was young kids started having sex when they were like 16. Now by the time they’re 16 kids have been banging for like 8 years and having threesomes and stuff. And its a result of their upbringing. Fuckin sex all over the TV screen and the movie theater. Facebook stalking and Twitpics on Twitter. Internet porn and sexting on their phones. Nursery school teachers telling kids about giant shining pussies in the sky. Teaching them sign language for vaginas. Toddlers shouldn’t even know the word for vagina in real, actual, spoken language, let alone the freakin hand signals for it. No wonder everyone is a slut by their Sweet 16. Their whole childhood has just been surrounded by sex. Even the fuckin deaf kids.