Does this jersey get this lesbian scissored? Basically claiming she’s the best lesbian in the game right now.
Cocky. So cocky. Ironic when you see a lesbian being cocky, no? Just posting up at her local Buffalo Wild Wings sitting at the head of the table with her crew of dykes. I am Lord Lezbatron! All other lesbians must bow before me! Slugging beer crushing wings yelling at the screen every time Cruz dropped a pass letting everyone in the joint know whos the bull dyke boss.
Basically declaring yourself any sort of -atron i s just proclaiming yourself the best in your field. Nobody eats pussy like Lezbatron. Nobody delivers the strap on dildo like Lezbatron. Bitches like Lezbatron are too hardcore for scissoring. Probably just cuts right to the chase and uses those hand held back massagers to punish clits.
PS – I’m officially referring to myself as KFC, Blogatron from now on.