This is what it’s all about. Tonight at 8 o’clock on ESPN, the Indian cream rises to the top. Everything is coming full circle for these 9 little know-it-alls who will finally get their shot at vindication after years of being tormented. And the finalists are as follows: Snigdha Nandipati, Frank Cahill (the Danny Almonte of Bee 2012; kid at very least has his driver’s permit), Stuti Mishra, Gifton “Cool Runnings” Wright, as he has so racistly been nicknamed… by me, Jordan Hoffman, Emma Ciereszynski, lady-killer Arvind MahanKali, Nicholas Rushlow, and fan favorite, Lena Greenberg. Forget the fact that I had to switch back and forth between tabs on Chrome like 80 times to get the right spelling for each one of these names. Forget the fact that tonight’s winner will most likely own a Dunkin Donuts franchise one day. Throw it all out the window, because tonight is about one thing: spelling your fucking ass off. Kids fainting, tears streaming, countries of origin left and right, this is madness! For one lucky winner, tonight brings glory. For everybody else, well, hopefully we get to see 8 repeats of little miss shitty speller’s legendary face drop at the 0:30 second mark of this video.
P.S.- I spell-checked this post like 15 times. No shot I’m gonna be that asshole with typos in a Scripps blog. Way too much on the line.
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