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The Ray Lewis Commercial With The Little Girl In The Press Conference Is Preposterous

What a heart warming moment this is. We all watch it over and over on NFL Sundays. Ray whats your favorite color!? Whats your favorite animal!? Whats it feel like to murder someone in cold blood and get away with it!???

Such a cute commercial. Ex-murderer having a heart to heart with the youth of America. Has anybody ever gotten more of a free pass for being a horrible person than Ray Lewis? Its like 2) Muhammad Ali 1) Ray Lewis. Muhammad Ali spent his whole life a bitter arrogant racist asshole and now everyone loves him like he’s their grandpa. And Ray Lewis kills another human and its just “But he gives such inspirational speeches.” Hilarious. Only in this country could a dude who stood trial for murder be in cutesy inspirational commercials with an 8 year old girl. Might as well throw OJ up in there. Hey OJ whats your favorite kind of juice? Hey OJ whats your favorite kind of car? Hey OJ do you still fuck and murder white bitches?

PS – Nothing I said applies to Snoop. Don’t care if he really was guilty of murdering that guy or not, Snoop’s a nice dude.

By KFC posted September 26th, 2012 at 10:50 AM

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by realboston on September 26, 2012 at 11:01 am
you racist fuck it was obstruction of justice you fuck not murder get your facts straight. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Lewis#Conviction_for_obstruction_of_justice
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by englewood joyride on September 26, 2012 at 11:02 am
Well, he probably paid his lawyer fees with Visa, so that's why he's dong this for them.
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by rijetsfan on September 26, 2012 at 11:07 am
Ali was also a draft dodger.
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by maukstraussity on September 26, 2012 at 11:08 am
Ali? He definitely didn't experience any racism in Louisville growing up...and not wanting to go mow down a bunch of innocent Viet Cong? What an asshole. KFC: Eat your Wheaties, take a lap, dump your girlfriend, shed the mantits, do something...because you fucking SUCK lately
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by disgruntledvet on September 26, 2012 at 11:56 am
well the difference is OJ killed a pretty white woman. who'd ray lewis kill? yeah that's the thing nobody cares.
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by disgruntledvet on September 26, 2012 at 11:58 am
@realboston the common belief is he killed the guy and had his friends take the heat while he hired them good lawyers. but good for you taking a sports comedy blog at face value. good research ethic.
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by Tha_Dro_Man on September 26, 2012 at 12:23 pm
don't forget, johnnie cochran got snoop and his body guard off a murder rap in the mid-90s. murder was the case that they gave him. but it's true, he seems likeable, so we forget that. i'd also like to note that he hasn't made a good song since the Doggystyle album, but whatever.by the way, what is this Snoop Lion thing? is cultivating the Jamaican image now or something?
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by langdon1975 on September 26, 2012 at 12:38 pm
@disgruntledvet, and by "common belief" you mean "retarded sports fans who root for someone else than Baltimore"...right? Bitching about research while arguing on belief only, talk about ironic. And I'm sure the justice system lets guys walk on murder just because he rats someone out. I'm sure there was plenty of evidence against Lewis (there was not), and they just decided he should be a linebacker instead.
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by qthaduckboats on September 26, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Anyone that thinks Lewis had nothing to do with those murders is an asshole. Anyone that calls the VC "innocent" is an even bigger asshole.Ali has time on his side, though. He wasn't racist by choice, he was racist by force. Unless you know what it is like growing up as a black man in the 1950's south, stfu.But Lewis definitely had a part in those murders. And he is somehow beloved in spite of it. Very fucked up.
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by bradyanderson on September 26, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Been saying that about Ali for years, spot on.
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by bubrub on September 26, 2012 at 1:02 pm
i love how people talk definativly about the ray lewis murder trial without reading a single fact about it.... "Anyone that thinks Lewis had nothing to do with those murders is an asshole." Your the asshole.
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by tornopen on September 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm
agreed... Snoop didn't pull no trigger... some posse member did. Plus Snoop doesn't try to be Mr Nice Guy, we love him for the burned out pothead he is.
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by RTBIGD on September 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Where do people find these sources that state Ray Lewis killed somebody? I really would like to know. A fight broke out that included his entourage against another group. Two people got stabbed. Where the fuck does it say that Ray Lewis stabbed both or any of these men? Clearly he was the most famous and wealthiest man in the group but that does not make him responsible for everyone else actions
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by rijetsfan on September 26, 2012 at 2:48 pm
@ maukstraussity, don't forget that he joined the Nation of Islam and hated whitey. He was a complete fraud
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by cincinnati kid on September 26, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Snoop used to be a crip, so I'm willing to bet he's killed more than one person.
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by republicoftexas on September 26, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Innocent VC? Are you retarded? They didn't massacre entire villages purely for intimidation or anything. Oh wait, they still repress and imprison citizens for speaking against the government. Not saying we were saints but seriously, fuck those guys.
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by emilioestevez on September 26, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Ya just obstruction of justice. That's why he paid the two dead guys families out of court afterwards. I'm sure he had nothing to do with it.
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