Village Voice – When the much-hyped Beatrice Inn reopens later this year, its cocktail menu might not be for the faint-hearted. Rumors predict that at least one drink at the revamped lounge will likely have some bite. According to Societe Perrier (via Grub Street), the former den of disasters, which shuttered in 2009, will feature Habu-Snake Sake on its future drinks menu. On the heels of his trip to Japan, Beatrice’s head chef, Brian Nasworthy, conceived the cocktail, which will feature liquor that has been infused with “pit viper.” Those concerned about falling to their deaths upon imbibing can relax as “the alcohol helps the venom dissolve and become non-lethal.”
Previously, On Barstool New York: Assholes Who Order Laser Cut Ice Cubes At The Bar
Welp, I never thought I’d see the day that the people who order laser cut ice cubes to avoid impurities in their cocktails would be challenged for the NYC Douchebag Title. I thought those people were like the Joe Dimaggio hit streak of douche. Just didn’t think anybody would ever challenge them. But here we are. Here we are talking about viper venom in our drinks. Talking about snake sake at some trendy club and lounge. I still think the laser cut ice cubes people take the crown. But anyone who can lean over at the bar and order the snake venom cocktail is fucking right below them on the douche scale. If the Ice Cube people have the 56 game hitting streak, snake venom drinkers are at like 54. I wouldn’t be upset one bit if everyone in this club dies from snake poison the first night they re-open.
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PS – Your boy Kmarko said he’s going to this joint. Told him he absolutely has to drink one of these things if he goes. While I don’t necessarily want to see him die, if he’s collateral damage while wiping out the rest of the douches ordering this drink, so be it. If he dies, he dies.
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