Yea, big thumbs up pal. But can you locate your vas deferens?
Daily Mail – More men know what happens under their car bonnet than their Y- fronts, new research suggests. Nine in ten men are confident they can locate a car’s oil dipstick but only half are able to identify key parts of their anatomy. Worryingly, some men thought vital sexual organs could be found in the ear. New research exposes how most men are better briefed on their car’s performance than understanding what can go wrong between the sheets. They struggle to identify the common causes of erectile dysfunction and symptoms of a sexually transmitted infection (STI), says research by the Lloydspharmacy Online Doctor. Altogether 90 per cent of men said they could locate a car’s oil dipstick and 89 per cent could point to the radiator. But just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction, with one-third wrongly believing it was caused by wearing skinny jeans and a further one in 10 blaming too much masturbation. Two out of five men could not correctly spot all the key symptoms of sexual infection, said the survey of 1,500 men. When asked to locate key sex organs, such as the parts responsible for creating semen and the area connecting with the testicles (the vas deferens) – just 52 per cent answered correctly. One in 12 thought they were found in your ear. Dr Tom Brett, sexual health expert at Lloydspharmacy Online Doctor, said ‘We all know that two of the most important things for many men are their sex life and their car. The survey showed one in 20 men thought dehydration was a common symptom of a sexual infection, while a total of one in 10 men thought hot weather and spicy food were symptoms of erectile dysfunction
Well I guess I’m in the 1% on this one. Your boy KFC has absolutely no idea whats going on under the hood of his car. Most manly thing I can do with an automobile is fill up the tank. As me to identify key parts and aside from the steering wheel and the tires I’m lost. When I was 16 and started driving I decided I was really going to take care of the family car. You know really take pride in it and wash it and shine it and keep it running all nice. I ended up pouring windshield wiper fluid in the oil tank. My dad had to suck all the fucking windshield wiper fluid out with a straw and spit it out. He also had to deal with the fact that he had a gay son. Seriously I don’t think I’ve ever been more emasculated in my life. My dad didn’t say anything but I’m pretty sure he wanted to be like “run along and go play with your dolls, nancy.”
But you wanna know the reason why I don’t know shit about cars? Because in my formative years as a young man instead of working on cars and the inner workings of machines, I was locked away in my room crackin stick like some sort of expert dick mechanic. Sorry dad! I know you were gonna show me how to change the oil in the car today but I’m busy working my own dipstick. I still don’t even know how to pop the trunk but I located my prostate. Proud of me dad?? Apparently its in your asshole! Crazy, right? I was busy taking apart my junk and putting it back together like a mad scientist. Sorry I was becoming a certified self-dick wrecker. Thats why I can only drive an automatic and can’t change a tire.
PS – When there’s always a few dudes in the study with an absurd answer I’m convinced its a Stoolie. Like there was a crew of guys out there answering these questions who are thinking “I”m gonna say cum is produced in your ears just so this article will make it to Barstool.”