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BUFFALO, N.Y., July 29 (UPI) – Drinking caffeinated energy drinks mixed with alcohol is linked to casual — often risky — sex among college-age adults, U.S. adults said. Study author Kathleen E. Miller, senior research scientist at the University at Buffalo’s Research Institute on Addictions in New York state, said the study findings seem to indicate that alcohol mixed with energy drinks might play a role in the “hook-up culture” that exists on many college campuses. ”Mixing energy drinks with alcohol can lead to unintentional over-drinking, because the caffeine makes it harder to assess your own level of intoxication,” Miller said in a statement. “Alcohol mixed with energy drinks have stronger priming effects than alcohol alone. In other words, they increase the craving for another drink, so that you end up drinking more overall.” Casual or intoxicated sex can increase the risk of unwanted outcomes, such as unintended pregnancies, sexually transmitted diseases, sexual assault and depression, Miller said.

Long story short dude’s dicks are still getting hard when they’re shitfaced, right? Instead of passing out at 2am with a wet noodle you’re doing another O bomb rocking a full spear ready to harpoon a fat chick. When you’re still awake at last call and you’ve got the shakes because you’re tweaking on your 7th Red Bull Vodka, there’s nothing left to do but fuck. Ordinarily when I’m drinking normal booze I feel it out and see if there’s any sensation left in my dick when the night’s finishing up. Kinda try to flex my penis, you know? And if there’s no jump in my hump I just call it a night and get some pizza and pass the fuck out.

But when I’m bouncing off the walls from energy booze my dick is usually bouncing right there with me. I got that thing springing like a diving board after a fat broad jumps off it. Thats when I know I’m good to go. So yea, no kidding energy booze leads to more sex. Its like liquid Viagra and Adderall all at once.