Just when you thought Bill Simmons couldn’t be a bigger blowhard douche, he goes and grows a big old mustache. Jesus! You know it’s bad if Wilbon, who for some reason strikes me as one of the nicer dudes in sports reporting, straight up tells you “I don’t like that look, Simmons.” No shit you don’t like it, guy looks like he belongs trolling LA playgrounds and picking up 12 year olds, not on PTI. Dude would look less creepy with a goddamn Rat Tail.
Grow a Tom Selleck mustache if you want, Bill. Facial hair doesn’t fix your voice.
PS – I really hate that it’s kind of a sick ‘stache.