Fox Sports – Spanish and Latin American outlets are reporting that a sex tape involving singer Shakira and Barcelona star defender Gerard Pique is being shopped. Rumors about the tape have swirled for weeks — and representatives for Shakira have repeatedly denied its existence, but Spanish magazine Intervieu reports that a Barcelona talent agent was offered the tape for sale. According to the magazine, the talent agent claims: “The video lasts about 15 minutes….it’s filmed with a cell phone, which I guess, belonged to Shakira’s employee who was at the helm of the boat that night. The images are not steady and it’s out of focus.” Mexico’s TV Notas also reported that the tape was made by one of Shakira’s employees, who is using it to blackmail the singer. Former employees recently sued the Colombian singer in the past, claiming she fired them for failing to prepare her food in the middle of the night. Shakira’s lawyer Ezequiel A. Camerini refuted the claims to Colombia’s newspaper El Espectador.
Merry Christmas, Harry! And Happy Hanukkah Marv! Everyone rejoice! If theres a Shakira sex tape I may never leave the house again. Spend all day masturbating to it. I mean I never leave the house and masturbate all day now as it is, but now I’ll be doing it to fucking Shakira! There’s absolutely no doubt that Shakira is a top 3 dickwrecker on the planet earth. Her hips don’t lie and they also make me want to cum in my pants. She moves and wiggles in ways that don’t even make sense. Physiologically doesn’t even seem like her bones should let her move like she does.
But I ain’t askin questions. I’m just happy that Shakira likes midnight snacks and her spiteful servants wouldn’t prepare her food and had their cell phones ready when she was doin the dirty. Cue the motherfuckin music!