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Indian Express - There is a best day for everything and Thursday is best for having sex, a new study has found. Consumer magazine Which? found that Monday is best for buying a camera, while Tuesday is the cheapest day to fly, with trips from Gatwick to Alicante in Spain being an average of 35 percent cheaper than on a Friday. Tuesday is also best for eating out as most restaurants do not get deliveries over the weekend, and having a barbecue, the Sun reported. Wednesday is best for asking for a pay rise and going shopping as it is the least crowded day of the week in supermarkets. According to researchers at the London School Of Economics, Thursday morning is best for having sex as natural cortisol levels, which stimulate sex hormones, are at their highest on this day.

I don’t know why Monday is a great day to buy a camera and I don’t know why the supermarket isn’t crowded on Wednesdays, but theres no doubt that Mad River Thursdays is a huge catalyst behind Thursday being the best day of the week to fuck. For the better part of 2 years now Barstool and Mad River have been starting your weekend 1 day earlier with smokeshow bartenders, cheap booze, and basically hosting an Upper East Side orgy. I’m not sure who over at the Indian Express did this study but theres no doubt the information and statistics about fucking skewed drastically when they took a look at how many people bang on Thursdays in the vicinity of 82nd and 3rd.

This week is our last Thursday of the summer. Kick off your 3 day weekend a day early and lets do Labor Day right. Pick up some strange ass on a Thursday and prove this study true.

Here are the girls on tap for tonite: