Slate – A new study has found that castrated men—specifically, eunuchs—seem to outlive other men by nearly two decades. The Chosun Dynasty, which ruled Korea from 1392 to 1897, kept records of 81 eunuchs’ lives and found their average lifespan to be about 70 years. Compared to other men from the time of similar social rank, researchers found the eunuchs tended to outlive their counterparts by 14 to 19 years. They noted that three of the 81 even lived past 100 years old. While the study does not prove that castration directly increases human longevity, it does support previous research that male sex hormones may have an adverse effect on the immune system.
Sick! 20 extra years living as a dickless freak. Thats exactly what I’m looking for. Listen old age is for the fucking birds. Who wants to live until they’re like 105 years old? That sounds absolutely fucking awful. Hobbling around with a walker. Shitting in your pants. Teeth falling out. Cant see cant hear. No f’n thanks. You see, your dick is pretty much a good barometer for when you should check out of this life. When your dick stops working its all downhill from there. I mean congratulations to those Koreans who just axed their junk off it stopped working but to me thats the writing on the wall. My cock is my right hand man. My most trusted ally. When he says go, I go. When he says I can’t get hard anymore and I’m shooting blanks, well thats my cue to just drink and do hard drugs until I cash out. After my dick retires I’m trying to expedite death, not fight it off for another 50 years.