Daily Mail - A high-powered City businesswoman is divorcing her husband after he refused to play along with the erotic themes in the raunchy blockbuster, Fifty Shades Of Grey. The wife, a 41-year-old banker who earns more than £400,000 a year, bought the bestseller almost as soon as it was published last year, and decided to use it to pep up the couple’s staid sex life. But when her husband failed to respond to the novel’s themes, which include bondage and S&M, she petitioned for divorce. In the case, filed in the High Court this year, the wife refers to the book in her grounds for divorce, which blames the breakdown of the marriage on the husband’s lack of sexual adventure. The wife’s solicitor, Amanda McAlister, one of Britain’s leading matrimonial lawyers, says she believes the case is the first where the book has triggered a divorce. The wife is arguing that her husband’s ‘boring attitude’ to sex is evidence of ‘unreasonable behaviour’, one of the five grounds for divorce under English law. Ms McAlister said: ‘The woman had been reading the book and wanted to spice up her love life. ’She thought their sex life had hit a rut – he never remembered Valentine’s Day and he never complimented her on her appearance. ’So she bought sexy underwear in an attempt to get her husband more involved. She said, “Let’s make things more interesting.” ’But when he still didn’t take any notice she told him he had a boring attitude to sex and she was fed up.’
Well this chick must be as ugly as the day is long, right? Thats the only explanation I can figure out. She must be ugly as a bag of assholes. Because what I’m reading here is that a rich sugar mama wants you to fuck her like a porn star and you’re crying like a little girl. And that just does not happen in this world unless said chick is abominably ugly. So yea she’s divorcing him and I’m sure this guy is being shamed as some sort of prude pussy, but maybe this chick needs to take a look in the mirror. Maybe he never remembered Valentine’s Day and he didn’t wanna freak-fuck you because you’re fat and ugly? Maybe he never commented on your appearance because the only comment to make is “You are one ugly bitch.” Doesn’t matter how much money you have and how dirty you talk – nobody wants to shove Ben Wa balls up some heifer’s pussy. Nobody wants to risk the ceiling collapsing when some cow is dangling from a sex swing. Just be like all the other heavy ugly girls and give good blow jobs.
PS – If she’s even remotely good looking this guy fucking sucks at life.