The Sun – Britain’s Got Talent judge David Hasselhoff shows he’s got stardom licked – after being turned into an ice lolly. The ex-Baywatch star – named smoothest TV star of 2011 in a poll – was honoured by ice cream company Del Monte with a Raspberry Iced Smoothie. Ex-Knight Rider star David, 58, said: “The new Hoffsicle ice lolly rocks. “Like me, it might take a licking but it keeps on ticking.”
I’m sorry, but I’m at the point now where I can’t get enough of The Hoff. It’s out of my control, I’m addicted. I’m like Ron Burgandy reading the cue cards. “Anything Hoff-related, Manzo will post!” He’s like Canseco in that respect without the ’86 Donruss Rated Rookie. But what is the Hoff doing here? Why is he just staring at the Hoffsicle like that? And is the Hoffsicle staring back? I guess the answers to all these questions are simple: because he’s The Hoff.
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