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The Sun – Britain’s Got Talent judge David Hasselhoff shows he’s got stardom licked – after being turned into an ice lolly. The ex-Baywatch star – named smoothest TV star of 2011 in a poll – was honoured by ice cream company Del Monte with a Raspberry Iced Smoothie. Ex-Knight Rider star David, 58, said: “The new Hoffsicle ice lolly rocks. “Like me, it might take a licking but it keeps on ticking.”

I’m sorry, but I’m at the point now where I can’t get enough of The Hoff. It’s out of my control, I’m addicted. I’m like Ron Burgandy reading the cue cards. “Anything Hoff-related, Manzo will post!” He’s like Canseco in that respect without the ’86 Donruss Rated Rookie. But what is the Hoff doing here? Why is he just staring at the Hoffsicle like that? And is the Hoffsicle staring back? I guess the answers to all these questions are simple: because he’s The Hoff.

Vote 1 for “Hoffsicle sucks”, Vote 10 for “I’ll take a Hoffsicle!”

(163 votes, average: 7.50 out of 10)

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By Manzo posted June 7th, 2011 at 5:20 PM

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by brettfarvesdick on June 7, 2011 at 6:49 pm
fuck. you. manzo. you're simply the worst.
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by oneoforomartieskids on June 7, 2011 at 6:51 pm
MMMM! David Hasselhoff is hot
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by saltmonster on June 7, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Seriously, when are they going to get rid of this kid?
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by oneoforomartieskids on June 7, 2011 at 7:11 pm
go Yankees go
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by davidhasselhoff on June 7, 2011 at 7:50 pm
my name is david hasselhoff and i do not approve this unfunny blog
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by phallus on June 7, 2011 at 11:22 pm
you suck
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by evo on June 8, 2011 at 12:54 am
I’m sorry, but I’m at the point now where I can’t get enough of The Hoff" Kind of the opposite of how everyone feels about you.
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by Kip Drordy on June 8, 2011 at 11:01 am
way to re-use your unfunny '86 donruss card reference from last week
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by Cripes on June 8, 2011 at 11:09 am
Dude, you fucking suck.
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by palvar on June 8, 2011 at 11:18 am
This should have been much funnier.
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by Jiu-Jitsu world champ thanks Steven Seagal by NewsandMovies.net on June 8, 2011 at 6:44 pm
[...] Del Monte made a David Hasselhoff popsicle. But can you get drunk and eat them off the floor? |NYCStool| [...]
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