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Quite Possibly The Sexiest Youtube Video Ever Made

Its 9:30am and Cubicle Monkeys everywhere just had their boners smash into the bottom of their desks. You haven’t even had your breakfast yet and you’re gonna have to do the “tuck your dick up into your waistband” move for the rest of the day. Which is always awkward with dress pants, especially if you have your shirt tucked in. Everyone can see your dick bulging but its higher up towards your belly button. What a way to start your Thursday motherfuckers! Good luck.

A couple points of analysis on this masterpiece…

1) If I could be a fly on the wall of that hotel room…I’d be pissed off that I couldn’t hang on to the wall and masturbate at the same time. I’d have to jerk it on the fly, literally. Aerial masturbation. Just buzzing all around that room beating my fly dick with my fly legs as I scope out every slut in the room.

2) WHO is that chick in the pool? I’m ready to renounce my citizenship and become British for her. God save the Queen! Let me take off my knickers and put my willie in your arse!

By KFC posted May 17th, 2012 at 9:30 AM

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by Numero Two on May 17, 2012 at 8:38 am

4:14 of heaven. Well, almost my heaven. Not nearly enough firearms and cocaine but I'd take it.
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by Numero Two on May 17, 2012 at 8:44 am

Yo-Yo search "Disclosure- What's In Your Head". I think its a music video but I think its also a visual homage to the triumph of women's rights and KOBarstool.
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by FenwayPeskyPole on May 17, 2012 at 8:45 am

funniest blog of your life. that fly imagery is A+ stuff. your a sick demented fuck that read my mind.
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by rangers rollin 99 on May 17, 2012 at 9:07 am

andddddd to spankwire we gooooo!
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by d-nasty on May 17, 2012 at 9:33 am

i had a party just like this the other night. i knew i should have recorded some of it...
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by worriedindc on May 17, 2012 at 9:38 am

that british chick looks like she really has just a downright delicious asshole
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by k1dd0 on May 17, 2012 at 9:40 am

hahaha @Numero. Cum everywhere. Literally. I need to go home now.
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by chillnlax on May 17, 2012 at 9:40 am

I'd play soccer if it meant gettn with the girl in the pool.
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by stro on May 17, 2012 at 9:41 am

Still not sure what they are advertising?
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by Yo-Yo on May 17, 2012 at 9:41 am

No youtube at work...what is this thing called? is it on vimeo? can someone make .gifs? i need to see this now!
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by tonyteabags on May 17, 2012 at 9:44 am

I...I...I...I...I...just came
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by tripp_mcneely on May 17, 2012 at 9:45 am

I need these girls as a wake up and I needed it yest....well make it tomorrow since I already blew my load watching it this morning.
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by gmen42 on May 17, 2012 at 9:52 am

Yep, I'm aroused.
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by 5MinuteMajor on May 17, 2012 at 9:55 am

Like a 15 year old boy's first wet dream....
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by istooledonu on May 17, 2012 at 10:02 am

lots of awesome porn stars in there that i recognize...definitely to much clothing in the video.
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by realcinch on May 17, 2012 at 10:10 am

if you click the link to the original video, the model's name is listed as Victoria Moore - her video's here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBL09RwHH7Q
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by yourpalpfz on May 17, 2012 at 10:13 am

any of those girls > upton
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by netman1242 on May 17, 2012 at 10:20 am

Must do Wake-up with Victoria Moore!
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by theking on May 17, 2012 at 10:27 am

::head spinning:: UNNGGGHHHH
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by mattyg2k on May 17, 2012 at 10:28 am

Fap fluid leak!!!
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by dashingsashburn on May 17, 2012 at 10:30 am

Then there's always this classic maneuver: http://www.whatirealized.com/shielding-an-unwanted-erection/
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by StanSitwell on May 17, 2012 at 10:36 am

I think Eric Prydz - call on me deserves an honorable boner mention
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by asiandude on May 17, 2012 at 11:18 am

i wasnt gonna watch it at first.. but then i did... now i gotta go to youjizz to finish..
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by NightManCometh on May 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm

just keep hitting 6...
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by Mike Felger on May 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Dunno. Still think that I have to go with this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk&feature=plcp
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by theking on May 17, 2012 at 1:18 pm

I showed this to my boss at work about an hour ago. He's been audibly fapping in the bathroom ever since.
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by oljerzbastard on May 17, 2012 at 2:09 pm

worriedindc you said it all man.
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by zerogrifter on May 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Best mail order bride advert ever
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by panamared on May 17, 2012 at 4:43 pm

http://vimeo.com/14971164
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by panamared on May 17, 2012 at 4:45 pm

WATCH THIS VIDEO http://vimeo.com/14971164
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by trustysandusky on May 17, 2012 at 5:54 pm

That chick towards the end, I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.
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by tortureddcsportsfan on May 18, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Greatness
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