Huff Po – Still looking for “The One” but too busy to find him or her out there in the world? Prague’s public transport company, Ropid, has a solution for you: a “love train” designated for single people only. Yes, you read that right. Ropid may soon introduce a train to the Czech capital’s metro system that will play host to single people after morning rush hour. The train may be up and running by the end of the year, according to Der Spiegel. Ropid spokesperson Filip Drapal said, “This idea is just part of a new long-term campaign whose aim is to show what activities can you do in public transport that you cannot do inside your car (like reading, studying, listening to music, playing e-games and checking emails).” And finding your future spouse!
Now listen the reality of the matter is 99 times out of 100 the subway is packed Ass to Dick with minorities and hobos and Asians with no sense of personal space. Your subway ride is more about survival than anything. You’re fighting for a seat. Fighting for standing room. Fuck, sometimes it feels like you’re fighting for air. But every now and then. Every now and then you hop on a subway with a cute chick. Maybe you catch eyes real quick. Maybe you bump into each other or something to that effect. And what do you do? You spend the rest of your subway ride playing out an imaginary scenario where you start chatting her up. Instead of going to work you get off with her at the next subway stop and go somewhere and fuck. Or at least get some coffee. Or at least get her number. But instead you just sit there and do absolutely nothing, get off at your stop like the Cube Monkey you are, and you spend the rest of the day thinking of all the lines you could have dropped on her to sweep her off her feet.
Well not anymore! Not with the Love Train. You make eyes with some chick on the subway on the Love Train and its fucking on. You know the reason you’re both there is to get laid. Its a green fucking light man. You could probably finger her on that train right then and there. There’s no second guessing yourself or worry about if she’s got a boyfriend. Check you Metro Card, man! You’re riding on the Fuck Train!
PS – How many bored ass married dudes would just ride the Love Train every morning pretending to be single? Kinda like when you were 13 years old and you went into AOL chat rooms and pretended to be a lesbian.