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New York Woman Dropping $250K On Her Dog’s Wedding

NEW YORK, July 13 (UPI) – A New York woman said she is throwing a record-setting $250,000 wedding for her dog to benefit the Humane Society of New York. Wendy Diamond, founder of Animal Fair Media, said Thursday night’s wedding of her rescued pooch, Baby Hope, and Chilly Pasternak, a Virginia dog chosen in an online matchmaking vote, will include a $15,000 seven-piece orchestra, a $6,000 custom wedding dress and $5,000 worth of sushi, the New York Daily News reported Thursday. Diamond said about 250 humans and 50 dogs are expected to attend the ceremony, which will feature Triumph the Insult Comic Dog as a special guest. “It’s going to be the sweetest wedding — and just one of the funniest evenings ever,” Diamond said. “I never need to get married, now, because this wedding has everything.” Diamond said the affair is being helmed by Harriette Rose Katz, who planned Billy Baldwin’s wedding to Cheyenne Phillips. Proceeds from the event will benefit the Humane Society of New York.

Welp I’m just gonna go ahead and start preparing for the next terrorist attack. Stock up on canned goods and bottled water and batteries and stay underground for as long as I possibly can. Because this is the stuff that makes the terrorists want to bomb America, folks. I mean, fuck, I’m thinkin about bombing us after reading this shit. $15,000 orchestra. $6,000 dress. $5,000 worth of sushi. All to watch some dogs sniff each other’s assholes and donate money to more dogs so they can live better lives than like 99% of humans in the world.

I hope theres some sort of canine 99% rally at this fucking wedding. Bunch of stray dogs with no jobs and no homes show up to the Essex House just barking and shitting in the streets whining about how they don’t have it good enough.

PS – Safe to say Chilly Pasternak outkicked his coverage with Baby Hope. Bro clean your act up. You look like a goddam circus clown.

By KFC posted July 13th, 2012 at 10:50 AM

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by Numero Two on July 13, 2012 at 10:58 am
An Arranged marriage in America! Barbaric. It's 2012, wake the fuck up. Side note: Wendy, you are never getting married because you are about to drop a quarter BILLION dollars on a dog wedding. I mean, you could buy this hovercraft: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=11933 AND a goddamn Lightcycle http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=11862 for that! Can't abide that kind of reckless mismanagement of funds.
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by Numero Two on July 13, 2012 at 10:58 am
An Arranged marriage in America! Barbaric. It's 2012, wake the fuck up. Side note: Wendy, you are never getting married because you are about to drop a quarter BILLION dollars on a dog wedding. I mean, you could buy a hovercraft AND a goddamn Lightcycle for that much money.
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by civilianagency on July 13, 2012 at 10:59 am
"I never need to get married now, because this wedding has everything" - Right, except a human husband. Translation: Weddings are not about marrying someone else, it's about how much money you can spend and how long people pay attention to you. Chicks are fucked.
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by reversenakedleapfrog on July 13, 2012 at 11:03 am
Forget the dogs. Forget the pending terrorist attacks. I'm takin this doggy's momma straight to pound town via penetration station.
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by cantgetthestinkout on July 13, 2012 at 11:10 am
I hate to judge a book by it's cover but it would appear that Baby Hope is nothing more than a beard for Chilly Pasternack.
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by k1dd0 on July 13, 2012 at 11:23 am
reason #340,506 why people wanna suicide bomb us. Fuck this bitch.
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by Will I am Not on July 13, 2012 at 11:28 am
i'd fucking hit it, u know she is a freak in bed cuz she is bat shit crazy
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by jerseysox on July 13, 2012 at 11:34 am
Triumph the Insult comedian is going to ruin this wedding and I can't wait to see that video
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by CoferBlack on July 13, 2012 at 12:04 pm
@cantgetthestinkout for the win
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by bobcabbit on July 13, 2012 at 12:31 pm
This is what your boss does with the money when they say "expenses are up, sorry no raise or bonus this year".
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by daddyrichard on July 13, 2012 at 12:42 pm
I def googled her and she has the eye of the crazy. I would love her looking at me while shes gobbling my dick.
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by bow2champ on July 13, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Dogs with long hair on their face are ugly as shit 90% of the time. Who's with me
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by daddyrichard on July 13, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Prolly just another acid trip bro
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by 3pink2stink on July 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Good for her! If you got it, flaunt it.
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by 3pink2stink on July 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm
@Numero Two - Isn't 250K a quarter of a MILLION?
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by k1dd0 on July 13, 2012 at 2:25 pm
hahahaha^
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by synysterdrew424 on July 13, 2012 at 2:33 pm
I'm just pissed that that's how she's going to throw away 250k. Like fuck, the shit I would do would be horrific to society.
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by acid trip on July 13, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Did somebody paint that fucking dog or am I hallucinating?
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by Pat Bateman on July 13, 2012 at 4:00 pm
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