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Well I guess if you’re the mother of a kid on his way to Harvard, you’re used to having your unrealistic expectations met. And her heart’s in the right place. Trying to buy her nerdy son a pretty little slut that’ll pin her ankles behind her head for anal would definitely be the nicest thing my mom’s ever done for me. But I’m pretty sure the end result of this ad is getting catfished into this kid’s kidnapping by some hoodrat & her man demanding his Harvard tuition as ransom or he dies.