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An employee at Gabrielle Jackson’s middle school allegedly said that the girl should undergo surgery if she wants to stop being bullied.

The girl’s mother Tammie Jackson was deeply troubled by the response she says she received concerning her daughter’s predicament.

NYDailyNews – Not all school bullies are students — some work there. Tammie Jackson phoned a Missouri school district to say that her daughter Gabrielle, 13, was routinely harassed because of her large breasts. But the alleged response from an employee horrified the already worried mother. “The lady on the phone said they could transfer my daughter and said her boobs were so large she will always get teased. And the only suggestion she had for me is to have my daughter get a breast reduction,” Jackson told local Fox-affiliate KTVI. Bullies at Central Middle School in Moline Acres, near St. Louis, make lewd and insensitive comments about Gabrielle’s large breasts, her mother claimed.  Jackson expected the school to look into the issue and tell the suspects to stop humiliating the sixth-grade girl. Instead, Jackson said the blame was placed unfairly on Gabrielle, the victim, rather than the bullies. “It makes me feel like now you are telling me it’s my fault, it’s God’s fault the way he made my daughter,” she said.

Tits really need to make up their mind. It’s either “hey look at me, I’m huge tits and I want attention!” Or it’s “don’t look at me, I’m huge tits and am getting made fun of and causing severe scoliosis!” Seriously is there anything more indecisive than tits? They’re there so it’s only natural to look at them and comment. Ignoring them would be flat out rude. But then sometimes you’re supposed to just look away from the tits and pretend they’re not completely controlling the room? It’s nonsensical.

As far as this story goes, I say hold out a few more years Gabrielle. The kids are joking around now but wait a while and eventually they’ll realize who has the upper hand. Your cans will run shit. Big boobs are king shit on turd island. Homeboys will be calling nonstop, 24/7 365. Sure your spine might go the way of a Jenga tower but it’ll all be worth it. Life is all about popularity and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise.