“The only people I know with blue eyes, are white people. Helllo? I’m not white. Look at me. My eyes, are brown. My skin, is black”
Maury: Joe can you make a baby with blue eyes?
Joe: No you can’t. Can 2 cats produce a dog?
Absolutely the best Maury Povich “You are Not The Father” episode since the legendary original. Its got it all. A white baby, black parents. The father accusing a fictional social networking persona of being the father. Just a perfect 5 minute break from reality to remind me of some of my favorite differences between white people and black people.
PS – How about Maury just dapping it up with Joe when he walks out? Not even faking it anymore. Just giving him the one handed bro handshake/hug. Its like he’s been completely immersed in the hood life and he can’t even fake it anymore.