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Maury Povich Guest Believes The Baby’s Father Is “Tom” From Myspace Because He’s His Girlfriend’s Only White Friend
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“The only people I know with blue eyes, are white people. Helllo? I’m not white. Look at me. My eyes, are brown. My skin, is black”
Maury: Joe can you make a baby with blue eyes?
Joe: No you can’t. Can 2 cats produce a dog?

Absolutely the best Maury Povich “You are Not The Father” episode since the legendary original. Its got it all. A white baby, black parents. The father accusing a fictional social networking persona of being the father. Just a perfect 5 minute break from reality to remind me of some of my favorite differences between white people and black people.
PS – How about Maury just dapping it up with Joe when he walks out? Not even faking it anymore. Just giving him the one handed bro handshake/hug. Its like he’s been completely immersed in the hood life and he can’t even fake it anymore.
By KFC posted November 21st, 2011 at 3:47 PM
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  by mattsh20 on November 21, 2011 at 4:08 pm
  Stupid asses, every single human is born with blue eyes. The color slowly changes.
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  by yourpalpfz on November 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm
  did she say "money money, yea yea" lol what that guy went on TV with 3 week old braids and a shirt from salvo, ur not getting much money from him honey. try getting empregnated by cromartie not fucking jamal from the projects.
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  by philthaay on November 21, 2011 at 4:29 pm
  impregnated not empregnated there guy
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  by TouchMySportsHub on November 21, 2011 at 4:34 pm
  Tom isn't a fictional persona. He's the founder of mySpace.
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  by 2chainz on November 21, 2011 at 4:55 pm
  Is Maury still running? This is pure entertainment
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  by the diesel on November 21, 2011 at 5:27 pm
  yo matt. i think you're wrong on that one bro. you're right humans can start with blue eyes then have eyes start producing pigment, but blue eyes are simply the lack of pigment, it can go the other way. be born with brown eyes and have they eyes stop producing pigment. it's just genetics. he can be a carrier for the blue eye gene and not exhibit the trait. it's genetic dominance. the brown eye gene is dominant over the recessive blue eye gene so they both could be carriers for the blue eye gene.
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  by cripes on November 21, 2011 at 8:58 pm
  awesome
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  by snapshot on November 22, 2011 at 3:32 pm
  the diesel just roasting mattsh... snore
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  by bradyblowsbellicheat on November 22, 2011 at 3:58 pm
  Wow KO by the diesel. Useless information that i wish i didn't waste my time reading but a knockout either way.
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