Martha you fucking minx! This chick was just straight up hot. You know that Axe commercial that talks about how chicks are getting hotter as we progress into the future? That shit is spot on. Chicks from like 50 years ago just arent hot. For one reason or another they just aren’t as sexy as chicks are today. I think its evolution or some shit. But there are a few chicks that bridge the gap. The Missing Links between the 1950s ugliness and today’s hotness. Farrah Fawcett was one one of them. When the rest of the chicks looked awkward Farrah was bringing the heat. She paved the way for chicks like Christie Brinkley who then in turn helped bridged the gap into the 80s and eventually 90s when chicks just became you normal, standard hot.
But Martha Stewart apparently paved the way for all of them. This was 1961 and she looks like a smoke from 2013 using a black and white filter on Instagram in some of these shots. That picture with the long hair and the turtleneck? Straight up modern smoke status. Its like she invented being Modern Hot. I mean Jiminy Cricket I think I might masturbate to still pictures of Martha Stewart today. Thats how impressed I am.
PS – These pictures came from this list of “25 Celebrities when they were young” Seacrest at age 13:
Bro! You look like a dude who was starving for his first hand job until he was 18 who spent his afternoons playing Magic The Gathering with me. How the fuck did you develop into the television sultan of the world?