NY Post – A Long Island sun worshipper landed in the hospital with third-degree burns on her bust after the underwire in her two-piece bathing suit became superheated, she said. The black Coco Reef swimsuit had been sitting in her drawer for a while before Robin Corrente, 50, of Yaphank, got the chance to try it out. She wore it on a 90-degree afternoon in August 2008 to soak up some rays in her yard. “After about an hour, I was hurting,” Corrente said. “I went up to take a shower and I realized . . . I had a lot of blisters.” A trip to the hospital confirmed she had serious burns, and doctors had to remove a piece of flesh “the size of a dime” from her right breast. Corrente is suing Coco Reef manufacturer Swimwear Anywhere in Manhattan Supreme Court. Swimwear Anywhere declined to comment.
But everyone knows all those ones. Never in my years have I thought about the possibility of a bikini top searing your flesh. Never in one billion years would I ever have to worry about my board shorts lighting my dick on fire. One time the tip of my dick rubbed against the velcro fly of my bathing suit and I almost sued Quiksilver but that was about it. Meanwhile Robin Corrente is getting her skin grafted back together because her metallic tit support boiled her skin. How about the mere fact that the need underwire metal to hold up boobs? Just unbelievably bad shit happens to you when you’re a chick.
Maybe if that slut Eve didn’t each the Forbidden Fruit you broads wouldn’t have to be worried about this. We’d all still be hanging out in the Garden of Eden chillin in Paradise. You wouldn’t even need underwire bikinis because we’d all be naked. No tan lines. No seared flesh. Just straight up fucking in the Garden of Eden all day long. Stupid bitch Eve ruined it for everyone.
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