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6nobacon – This Israeli family may have broken every bad taste record out there. The macho-baby arrived to his own circumcision riding a convertible remote-control car, together with drumming and fireworks. Whoever is controlling the car is doing pretty bad job too, which could explain where Israelis get their bad driving habits from, although he was able to avoid running the car into the fireworks so I’ll give him that. I hope the race-car baby wasn’t driving back home, since the mohel probably gave him alcohol.

Hey if you’re showing up to a ceremony to get the tip of your dick chopped off, you might as well show up in style. Little Schmuel here riding dirty right into his own briss. Fireworks and Jews playing bongos to celebrate the fact that you’re not gonna have a hooded dragon dick for the rest of your life. Say what you will about the Jews but they know how to throw a religious-oriented party. They got those inflatable saxophones and maracas and glowsticks. Show up in customized Power Wheels to get their penises chopped. Us Christians never got any of that shit. Just like 200 bucks worth of savings bonds and brunch with grandma.