Real nice, Mom and Dad. Kid looks like he’s having the time of his life as you strap his fat little tree trunk legs in and send him all around the fucking lake. Anybody can do that shit. Lock my legs into a sleigh and drag me around the lake and I’m a pro water skier too. Why don’t you let him go roll around in his crib and shit his pants and do all the stuff that 7 month olds are supposed to be doing? He’s got an entire lifetime to turn into an extreme sports douche. Don’t need to accelerate that process any further.