Gizmodo – If you are ok with taking a 45-minute intravenous treatment to eliminate your hangover, rejoice: a new service in Las Vegas will do exactly that. You can hop into one of their buses or call them to your hotel room. “45 minute hangover treatment, receive IV hydration, and IV vitamins in a proprietary blend to drive the toxins out of your system and get you tuned up to enjoy your stay in Las Vegas.” The service is called Hangover Heaven and it’s the idea of a Dr. Jason Burke. It costs $150 and, according to the site, everything is FDA approved. I wonder if these will be coming to other cities all across the world. I wouldn’t be surprised. I don’t care about FDA approval or not. I would rather not have anyone injecting anything in my circulatory system through an IV line. Especially when one of their lines is: “Our buses can work magic, but they cannot bring you back from the dead.”
Do you know how much traditional hangover cure shit costs in Las Vegas? Blue Gatorade, a couple Advil and some breakfast will run you about 200 bucks in Vegas. As far as I’m concerned, 45 minutes of IV treatments erasing your hangover for 150 bucks is a fucking steal. 150 bucks is practically free in Vegas. If you order anything to your room you’re paying like a hundred bucks. You do 45 minutes of anything in Vegas you’re paying a hundred bucks. Now you’re telling me you’re basically getting medical treatment on top of it all that cures your hangover and lets you tackle yet another day of gambling, booze and sex at 100%? Sign me the fuck up. Best $150 ever spent in Las Vegas.
Besides the 150 dollar tip you leave for a handjob in the strip club. That clearly beats the intravenous vitamins.