With Leather - [The] tattoo across his forehead truly seals his gonzo credentials. Removing his Raiders cap, he displays it, sprawled in oddly formal cursive: “I Slept With Shaq.” He got the ink during a contest for Lakers NBA Finals tickets in 2001, a challenge presented by Power morning-show DJ Big Boy. Gonzalez showed the handiwork to Shaq — who was impressed — and Big Boy soon gave him a job at the station.
You know what I don’t like about this? Not the fact that this guy got a tattoo about having sex with Shaquille O’Neal. What I don’t like is this half assed, PG-13 version he got. “Slept with?” Whats that all about? If you’re gonna be the guy with a tattoo on your face about getting fucked by Shaq, then your tattoo should read “Shaq fucked me.” What happened? Last minute you’re laying the chair and you’re like “Hey lets keep the language clean, ok?” Fuck that. Why not ”I snuggled with Shaq” or “I spooned with Shaq?” The whole joke is that people are supposed to think this guy got bent over and fucked by Shaq. If you’re gonna sport this ink across your forehead the rest of your life, you might as well go all in. If it were me I’d be like “I sucked Shaq’s dick.”