Pestilence. Famine. War. Death. And now we welcome the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse – Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s baby. The Spawn of Satan is here. Even money says this baby is born with hooves and a forked tongue.
no it will be born half black and a kardashian… which is much much worse
Not excited for the post pregnancy boner killer pics of her
They are the top most awful people…. Complete trash destroying society. Upload some tits on the next blog to make up for this depressing news.
Lets not make this a big deal. I shit out something black every morning.
I’ve never really hoped for both parents death during childbirth, but if there was ever a time ………
Ill eat that damn baby.
KFC you were right on twitter, that new Kanye album is probably the worst thing I’ve ever tried to listen to and I’m a huge fan of his. He could’ve released a recording of him taking a shit instead and people would still call it sophisticated and artistic
^fan of kanye west? kill yourself bro
another kardashian girl…. great
Is it wrong to hope the kid comes out a downy
He’s an asshole but his early music was great
Bet the baby likes fish sticks.
Bet when the doctor slaps the baby there are some transference issues
That baby has to go through that vagina? I’d be surprised if the kid didn’t have stage 3 syphilis and eye herpes by the time its all said and done.
If its a girl they should name it Bruce Jenner the 2nd
Kids gonna somersault out of that batcave of a pussy
Don’t even post a link to her porn video? Go work for tmz Pap smear
What’re the Ringwraiths for?
Return from whence you came!
Great….another coalburner enters the world
5/2 odds that they name the baby some retarded name like purple ass cheek.
JColes album will sell more than kanye’s, but kanyes baby has already made more money than JCole ever will
Read it quick and thought it said kayne’s head on a Kim’s body like a black thing on a horse like the picture
How much would you need to get paid to eat the placenta of Kim Kardashian?
On opposites day it would come out white ……
I wanna drop step power dribble and dunk this baby so bad
I’m legitimately nervous
Genetically speaking, this projects to be the douchiest baby in the history of science.
If Kanye was smart he would do like most black fathers do and get the fuck out of there
Cain’t wait til that whore mother of hers tries to profit off of the labor video. Fuckin whore mother Kris, whore, fame whore, money whore, whore whore.
crunchface, i think they already decided on North. North West. Can’t make this type of shit up.
She’s still gonna be fat
She’s still gonna be a trollop you meant
Which Sea World is she delivering at?
And in other news kim kardashians baby has already sucked her first dick
Let us all pray!! This is worse than locusts!!!
You know she likes fish sticks, right?
I read it evil money the first time
I’d sell my soul for Kim & Kanye’s kid to be a retarded midget.
disick’s already got it hammered
Anyone who wan a piece of pizza n a place to hide out more den welcome to stay wit me in my castle’s bunker
A welcomed change of pace for Kim… Usually 8lbs of dark meat goes into her, not come out.
If it’s a girl she will undoubtedly emerge with a black cock in each hand.
Kim in Labor? This has to be the first time she’s worked for anything in her life.
I hope the baby is blacker than the ACE of spades.,, here ya go grandma Jenner here’s your black grandson
Shoulda gone with 1-800-EastWest
KFC UR ENGAGED!? Another one bites the dust
And asshole will look like the porthole on a ship
I hope it’s a still born
Instead of cutting the umbilical cord, Kanye will ceremoniously pull its tail off.
how does it feel for the day of your proposal to forever be associated with the birth of baby KimYe?
fuck those pieces of shit.
KFC can I come to your wedding? You’ll have to come out to Chicago for it, but it’ll be worth it.
This ruined my year, btw.
Hollywoods Biggest Booties was 100% better than todays blogs
Hey Clancy I hear you’re engaged. Did I ever tell you about the time I was engaged and my slut girlfriend decided mid wedding planning that she needed to go “find herself?” Yeah, don’t do it, they’re all the same.
Not kidding when u say this child is the spawn of satin…. 6/15/2013 = 6/1 5/2 0 1 3 = 6/6/6
you sneaky fuck. You propose right in the middle of a war on pres so no one notices how much of a pussy whipped faggot you are. Weddings and funerals are the same thing, good luck. Congratulations
Welp, cuncel da KCF
Actually feel bad for the kid. He’s genetically predisposed to be a whiny, spoiled, conceded, arrogant, talentless dick bag that everyone is going to instantly hate. 100% he hates himself by the time he’s 15.
It’s be amazing if Humphries got one last pump in and this kid comes out doofy and white
If The Seven taught Tywin Lannister humility by making his child a midget, does that mean this child will be a stillborn?
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