Mo joined me and my Klansmen for KFC Radio this week in what turned out to predictably be our most racist show ever. Not like bad racist though. Informative racism. Fun racism. Pointing out all the funny shit about white and black people that we can all laugh at. Except for the part where Big Cat said he wanted to own a black midget. That got pretty awkward. That was the “bad” racism.
Anyway, one of the biggest questions was “Who would be the number 1 overall pick in the Black People draft?” Not just sports or music. Just overall life. Number 1 pick for black people. And I’m telling you right now, my automatic number 1 selection is Steve Harvey. Dude is about to BLOW UP. Now everyone laughed at me for saying that. I guess because Steve Harvey has been around for a while doing his show on UPN 9 and the Family Feud and shit. But thats not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about BIG time blow up. Best seller books and hosting awards shows and shit. Steve Harvey is the male Oprah. He’s the next big thing. He’s got a daytime show that everyone loves. Black men, black women, and white women all love him. Thats the Holy Trinity of shit you need in order to blow up like Oprah. Plus I think he’s a fuckin riot, and I don’t think I’m alone. So he might have a decent percentage of white men too. I’m just saying don’t be surprised when Steve Harvey is like some sort of back Seacrest. Everywhere you look, hes there.
Steve Harvey 2016.