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Kansas City Weather Man And The Rest Of The City NOT Happy With My Blog Last Night

No one hears a peep from Kansas City for oh, I dont know, 236 years, and THIS is what they decide to leave their mother’s basement and grab a torch for? A Home Run derby snub? I’m just impressed that this many people have Internet in that state. I’m legitimately picturing like 100 guys all huddled around local weatherman hero, Drew Switzer at the public library while he waits for AOL to connect so he can come on and defend his people. 38 people named Cletus screaming, “Get ‘em, Switz!” as step 7 is almost complete.

If you honestly think that Billy Butler deserved a spot over either Cano, Trumbo, Bautista, or Prince, you are legitimately dumb. This is a HOME RUN DERBY, not a low liner double over the shortstop’s head derby. If it were the latter, Butler would have been a lock for the win. These angry tweets are hilarious. I love these KC fans huffing and puffing and getting all angry with last night’s blog. I feel like the older brother with an outstretched arm on top of the younger brother’s head, keeping him from landing a punch. Adorable. My personal favorite is Fake Rex Hudler threatening, “Keep it up NYC & we will boo him again tomorrow!” Stop… Booing? Again?! Have you no decency, you madman! It’s okay though. It’s only the FAKE Rex Hudler. I know the real Rex Hudler would never resort to such a serious threat.

Hey Kansas City, come straight to the source if you have a problem. @StoolPizzaBoy

By strasser posted July 10th, 2012 at 9:30 AM

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by bdemps15 on July 10, 2012 at 9:40 am
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Your twitter handle is @StoolPizzaBoy? You need to run into a knife ASAP.
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by buckwheat on July 10, 2012 at 9:40 am
What Royals fans are actually mad about: 2011 AL Central Finish: 4th 2010 AL Central Finish: LAST 2009 AL Central Finish: LAST 2008 AL Central Finish: 4th 2007 AL Central Finish: LAST 2006 AL Central Finish: LAST 2005 AL Central Finish: LAST 2004 AL Central Finish: LAST 2003 AL Central Finish: 3rd 2002 AL Central Finish: 4th And it goes back a lot further
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by organix85 on July 10, 2012 at 9:40 am
People watch the Derby?
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by bigstick on July 10, 2012 at 9:42 am
If this happened in NY you would be praising the fans for stepping up booing. Why are NY fans such pussies?
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by wildmanpete on July 10, 2012 at 9:44 am
^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA you give a fuck about "twitter handles"? You need to run into a dick with your ass.
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by t3ddymac on July 10, 2012 at 9:46 am
this made me laugh so fucking hard. I really do get a kick out of how people absolutely HATE New Yorkers. It's friggin' classic. It makes me even prouder to be from NY. Hey Kansas City, we really don't think we're better than you, we KNOW it. :-) I wish I could say "stay classy" but that would mean putting down your toothless cousin and picking up a newspaper.
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by stiwestma on July 10, 2012 at 9:47 am
there you go buckwheat!! STATS NEVER LIE!
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by johnnymanchuk on July 10, 2012 at 9:51 am
Billy Butler couldn't have done worse than Cano! PS you're a pizza delivery boy
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by buzzershot18 on July 10, 2012 at 9:52 am
38 Cletuses made me fall off the couch
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by rod_beck on July 10, 2012 at 9:55 am
man are you unfunny...go get some friends you little gay boy
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by evildead on July 10, 2012 at 9:57 am
I'm pretty sure this is the only exciting thing that has ever happen in Kansas, since the dinosaurs walked the earth. Which the local population doesn't condone, because the devil put those bones here to trick us.
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by SoftAsSatinDavidPatten on July 10, 2012 at 10:00 am
Wow Strasser, this must be like the biggest moment of your life so far... Proud day for you and your family.
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by allthegoodnamesweretaken on July 10, 2012 at 10:06 am
So there still is nothing else better to do in KC than to get angry for hours at some kid in another state? Isn't there a gun show or a tornado or something?
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by dawilliams24 on July 10, 2012 at 10:07 am
^this is strasser's blog you dipshit^, and it was hilarious. fuck kansas city, the most irrelevant city in america.
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by EZBreezey2222 on July 10, 2012 at 10:12 am
Manzo >>>>>> Strasser, and i wish full blown AIDS on Manzo and everyone in his life
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by joepesci on July 10, 2012 at 10:17 am
Fuck this soft ass weather man. Dude is riding your twitter dick.
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by Will I am Not on July 10, 2012 at 10:26 am
follow me @kingblackdude follow me @kingblackdude follow me @kingblackdude and fuck pizzaboy
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by Will I am Not on July 10, 2012 at 10:27 am
i actually miss manzo, i loved to read his un funny blogs, like each one was worse, un fucking real, pizza boy if you follow me , ill follow you
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by numba2 on July 10, 2012 at 10:31 am
Brilliant post, that AOL shit was hilarious
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by sacamp01 on July 10, 2012 at 10:35 am
KC fans taking their frustration out on Cano is comical. I'd be pretty mad too if my team was God-awful every year and finally the only time they have anything to cheer about, their fate lies in the hands of a Yankee choosing an undeserved HOMERUN DERBY contestant from their team because the city is hosting the event. Sorry Billy freaking Butler wasn't chosen and Joey Bats, Prince Fielder and Trumbo hit in his place. We were all worse off having missed the amazing Billy Butler...
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by neddybemis12 on July 10, 2012 at 10:51 am
Strasser, I hate the Yanks, but that was a funny blog. PERIOD
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by One Eyed Bandit on July 10, 2012 at 11:08 am
You want a slice of me?? YOU GOT IT!
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by ningenito on July 10, 2012 at 11:25 am
A whole city has their balls twisted over a professional baseball player lying to them and they wonder why everybody from NY thinks they're hicks? And Kansas City is actually in Missouri not Kansas. Just for the record. Which actually might make it even worse.
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by sampson on July 10, 2012 at 11:26 am
holy shit...wait...this is a strasser blog, YO THIS IS A FUCKIN' STRASSER BLOG GUYS!! I must say strasser this is a positive sign, you actually had me laughing with this one. Keep pissing people off and writing blogs trashing entire cities and I might not hate you so much! A+ blog (never thought i'd say that)
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by ct4now on July 10, 2012 at 11:52 am
cano O-fer'd the home run derby and your mad the fans booed him? i think the biggest insult to the yankees fans was that performance. every true baseball fan should hate a team who spends more for their infield than KC's entire payroll. The yankees are the best franchise in baseball because they PAY to be the best. and thats ok, but dont act like its because they are a better organization, they are just richer. they are like the rich guys that show up at a race with a Ferrari when everyone else has to pour their time, money and blood on a piece of shit car just to lose to some yuppie who inherited a bunch of $$$.
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by grizzlyadamsbeard on July 10, 2012 at 11:54 am
Your "oh my god, I didn't even think people in KC had tv's" is middle school, bro. Fucking Social Studies. It's why you are a third-rate blogger.
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by Donnie Baseball on July 10, 2012 at 11:56 am
hahahahaha keep up the good work stasser
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by jackofspades on July 10, 2012 at 12:14 pm
actually if this happened in NY to a Yankee slugger absolutely nobody would care...we really don't give a fuck about the HR Derby...I personally had no problem with the KC fans reaction (except maybe the idiot who rented a plane to fly a banner...seemed like a waste of money), this is a big deal for them...last night and tonight is about as relevant as KC gets in terms of baseball, and that's just the truth I'm not trying to be a cocky elitist Yankee fan. So yeah they wanted to boo one of the good guys in baseball because he chose 3 guys over their local hero (all 3 guys finished 1-2-3 last night BTW) well go at it KC!...I actually thought it was funny...but my god fucking Philip J. Fry calls them out and they lose their collective minds...not a good look
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by imax on July 10, 2012 at 12:51 pm
remember what the guy in "Blazing Saddles" said about Kansas City? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H2W1lK7P-I
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by DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack on July 10, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Kfc, if you allow this to be another 4 strasser blog day I'll go to your childhood home and skull fuck your mother on your old bed.
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by nychupacabra on July 10, 2012 at 1:51 pm
People understand Billy Butler blows right? And the Totals opening day starter was Bruce Chen.
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by goddy77 on July 10, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Pretty weak retort, KFC. Prez woulda destroyed these meat heads and been all over the news and papers. 3 weeks ago Barstool NY was the best site BS had. This week, not so much. Ur lazy, bro. I think being a D list celeb-retard is gettin to ur head.
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by goddy77 on July 10, 2012 at 2:07 pm
Just realized Strasser blogged this. My bad. KFC, ur still slippin kid.
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by goddy77 on July 10, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Dawilliams, suck my balls AND nah it wasnt hillarious, dipshit.
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by Chip Chipperson on July 10, 2012 at 2:10 pm
@goddy, KFC? @ Strasser, you didn't have to post every Twitter response, we know how much of a fucking helmet kisser you are.
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by 28ontheway on July 10, 2012 at 2:10 pm
I didn't even know Kansas city had this many people capable of figuring out twitter.
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by biracialangel on July 10, 2012 at 2:36 pm
"not a low liner double over the shortstop%u2019s head derby. " Butler takes first place in that while Cano takes 1st in the "Fouled straight back" derby. I honestly cannot believe you are giving Butler shit when Cano didn't hit a single fucking Home Run. It is the Home Run Derby after all. Btw: Extra Pepperroni, light sauce, extra cheese.
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by daddyrichard on July 10, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Don't understand all the hatred A+ blog. still a faggot for trying to suck my dick though. The AOL comment was fantastic. I can't get my head around the fact that the local weatherman is a town celebrity.
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by nyfan1 on July 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm
haha they are just pissed that fat boy didnt get in http://cubetitans.com
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by daddyrichard on July 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Whichever song I hear... if it came out of nowhere... I am promptly running to the bar and running through shots like a fucking boss. Then I am broke, blacked out, and most likely going to jail
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by worriedindc on July 10, 2012 at 6:40 pm
fuck kansas city. probably the most worthless of all MLB cities. easily the most expendable. also gayest fucking uniforms ever, boring ass stadium with a bunch of rocks and shit in center. really? fucking rocks bro. we have MONUMENT PARK in our center field.
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by slice267 on July 10, 2012 at 6:47 pm
I was just out in KC about 3 weeks ago to see some family. What is shocking is that these people are so different. They have never heard of avicii levels ever, if you workout just alittle bit(you are a juicehead in their mind, remember everyone is fat as hell over there), and all the 18-30 year olds wear cargo shorts all day every day, while listening to their favorite nu-metal bands like "five finger death punch". seriously look that band up its huge over in fly over country.
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by dydjsix on July 10, 2012 at 8:52 pm
great blog. the cletus thing was gold
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by cstromgren on July 10, 2012 at 9:49 pm
If you New Yorkers are so smart, you would know that the Kansas City you're talking about is in Missouri. Glad to know Yorkers know how to get to Vinny's place down on 32nd better than locating any city or state out side of New England. I'll just sit here in Kansas dodging tornadoes and fucking my cousin while New Yorkers beat off to a stock market increase and a fucking piece of pizza pie.
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by shakey jake on July 10, 2012 at 10:05 pm
You bitch about Kansas City fans booing Cano cause he choked on your moms cock last night during the derby, yet when all these tweets come in from their fans, you say its just the home run derby, nothing important. Honestly, you are the biggest fucking joke on this site. Go fuck yourself.
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by mintskoal on July 11, 2012 at 12:10 am
A+ had me laughing. Nearly spit out my dip
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by freakydeekie on July 11, 2012 at 11:50 am
Let's see, where do I start?. #1 Drew Switzer is a meteorologist in Topeka, Kansas. Fact checking is a good thing. #2 NY fans and local newscasters are agriphobic. Remembering when the Indiana Pacers were in their heydey and Hoosiers were all portrayed as hicks on John Deer tractors ( so totally insulting ) when in playoff situations with the Knicks. Wondering where you all get your food, the grocery stores and restaurants are not magic factories. #3 KC fans were rude, I was appalled by the behavior of the booing, maybe the first time when Cano was introduced it was kind of acceptable ( understandable) given the promises made but when he had his turn at bat it got ridiculous. Where are our hometown values of teaching children good manners and sportsmanship? #4 Drew Switzer, I love you as a meteorologist however YOU BLEW IT! Is that really how an Eagle Scout acts? Drew, enjoy your 15 minutes of fame but think about what you represent next time you want to participate in this kind of behavior. We are all accountable for our actions. #5 NYC, get over yourself!!!
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by thewop on July 11, 2012 at 1:27 pm
the only things in kansas city are a shitty baseball team and meth
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