NY Post – Porn icon Jenna Jameson turned down an indecent proposal from a stranger at a top New York strip club — politely refusing a well-dressed man who offered her $10,000 to join him in the private Champagne Room. The “Queen of Porn,” who has more than 20 adult video awards and is in the Adult Video News (AVN) Hall of Fame, turned down the big-bucks offer during HeadQuarters Gentlemen’s Club seventh anniversary bash Thursday night, where she was making a personal appearance. “There was a mystery man — a ‘Mr Big’ — who wanted to take Jenna into the Champagne Room,” says a source. “He approached her and offered her $10,000, but she turned it down.” Another witness describes Jameson, who was slapped with DUI in May after hitting a light pole in Southern California, as “demure.” “Jenna sipped on Champagne but turned down all of the free lap dances the girls were offering her,” says our spy. “Instead, she offered to take a picture with them. She was very sweet and gracious with all her fans, but seemed more settled. She was acting like a mother hen to all the girls.” According to sources, Jameson’s appearance contract stipulates she won’t enter private rooms. One source claims the contract “stated no nudity, lap dancing or Champagne Room parties,” and that her fee was strictly for photos and a meet and greet with fans.
Who the hell is Jenna Jameson’s agent drawing up these cockamamie contracts for her? No nudity, lap dances, or champagne room? This is Jenna Jameson we’re talking about here. Bitch runs on nudity and fucking. Most humans run on food and water. Doc Browns Delorean ran on banana peels, Pepsi cans and plutonium. Jenna Jameson runs on being naked and sucking dick for money. Its her entire existence. Bitch needs a “For the love of the game” clause like Jordan used to have in his contract. If MJ was allowed to play pick up hoops in the summer to satisfy his basketball craving then Jenna Jameson should be able to grind some dick in the champagne room for 10 Gs. There are exceptions made for all time greats, and Jenna Jameson is a goddam hall of famer. Sure, she looks like a totem pole now, but its more of a lifetime achievement award.
PS – Can you imagine taking Jenna Jameson in a private room? Again she’s not hot anymore, but what a fucking honor that would be for you and your boner. Thats like sitting down with Abraham Lincoln and discussing politics. Like sitting down with Shakespeare and talking drama. Sitting down with Van Gogh and talking art. Getting off on the chick who made getting off to chicks as mainstream as it is today. Well worth the 10 grand.