Fox News – Vladimir Putin may have had an affair with sexy former spy Anna Chapman — which might have knocked the Russian president’s wife of 29 years out of the spotlight, Kremlin watchers say. Putin, 59, is an ever-present figure in the Russian media but has been shown just twice with his 54-year-old wife, Lyudmila, in the last two years. Ex-Manhattanite Chapman, 30, who was booted to Moscow in a 2010 spy swap, soon emerged as a key player in the pro-Kremlin Young Guard of United Russia, and later became a lingerie model/TV- show hostess/newspaper and magazine editor. The Kremlin has repeatedly denied the existence of a Putin-Chapman romance, but the UK’s Daily Mail yesterday called it one of the leading explanations for the recent invisibility of Lyudmila Putin.
I think I can just go ahead and take that question mark out of the blog title right there. Because there is a 450% chance Putin fucked Anna Chapman. And the reason I know this is because Anna Chapman for all intents and purposes got caught for espionage, and I’m pretty sure Putin usually kills any spies who get caught with his bare hands. Anna Chapman is still walkin around making appearances on TV and in the papers so you do the math. Probably bangs her in interrogation rooms and underground bunkers and on top of nuclear warheads and shit like that. Meanwhile poor Mrs. Putin has probably been exiled to an igloo somewhere in Siberia.
Bottom line is, chances are if you’re a sexy woman in Russia, you’ve been banged by Putin. If you’re sexy and skilled in the arts of deception, infiltration, and subterfuge all in the name of Mother Russia, you just might be the only woman on earth who can keep up with the fly fishing, 4 wheeling, bare knuckle boxing, international chieftain Vladimir Putin.