You chase and you chase and you chase. Hopping and hopping and hopping through hoops to seal the deal. Then you finally convince her to bang you. You come out of the gates pumping so hard and then before you even realize whats going on – POP – its all over. Time to find a new balloon with low standards and daddy issues.
Sidenote – You wanna know how sick I am? I was gonna write a joke about how I liked how the rabbit spun the balloon around to fuck it from behind. But then I got confused and didn’t know if the top of the balloon would really be considered “from behind.” Then I got extra confused because people refer to assholes as balloon knots, so I assumed that the bottom with the knot would be from the back. Ended up sitting here debating how to have doggystyle sex with a balloon. Glad that college degree is being put to use.
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