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If I Dont Get This 60 Person, 100 Foot Long, 4,000 Pound Aquatic Obstacle Course My Summer Is A Failure

Business Insider - If you’re planning a trip to the lake this summer, we have the perfect water toy for you. German watersports company Wibit Sports is selling this 131-by-105-foot aquatic obstacle course straight out of an episode of Wipeout (sans the big balls). Wibit’s website brags that the Sports Park 60 is able to hold 60 people (hence the name) and features 20 different obstacles and parts meshed into one epic jungle gym for the sea. We wanted to test out this product out, but unfortunately, New York City doesn’t have any lakes big enough for this mammoth inflatable.

Outside of getting drunk and fucking, this is probably the most fun I can imagine having. Its like American Gladiators meets Global Guts meets Wipeout. I don’t know how much it costs. Don’t care how much it costs. Don’t care that there isn’t a lake near by. I’m bringing this to the beach on Brielle Road and we’re going nuts, folks.

UPDATE: Apparently it costs 75K. Soooo, everyone head back to my KFC Donation page and get to work. Only $74,900 to go.

By KFC posted July 11th, 2012 at 3:30 PM

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by pedrofartinez on July 11, 2012 at 3:33 pm
its like discovery zone on the water. very 90s
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by erikkelley on July 11, 2012 at 3:38 pm
$75k for this. Check it. http://www.recreonics.com/wibit_inflatables/wibit-sports-park-combos.htm
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by oppotunity2 on July 11, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Worth every cent.
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by Will I am Not on July 11, 2012 at 3:46 pm
elpres give you a raise or did you meet up with Heizenberg?
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by Numero Two on July 11, 2012 at 3:47 pm
I would be all over that diving board part all fucking day.
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by donny_d on July 11, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Brielle Rd, eh? My old man just built a house on Riverside in Manasquan. Don't see the attraction. I'd rather head down to Avalon or Cape May.
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by shittingsideways on July 11, 2012 at 4:47 pm
This thing sucks. It doesnt have a blob. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Las6RXJKTLE
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by drmcgillicuddy on July 11, 2012 at 8:53 pm
That would make the greatest king of the hill game of all time
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