The only worse than the Mariano farewell tour and that fucking rocking chair the Twins gave him is this piece of shit. If someone told me to make a sand sculpture that looks absolutely nothing like Mariano Rivera, this is what I would create. I mean that could not look any less like Mariano. What a piece of shit gift.
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