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And the answer is Emily Ratajkowski. AKA a chick who needs to be way way more famous than she is. As of this moment her most famous moment was when she played along Sara Jean Underwood in a fucking Carl’s Jr. commercial. She’s an absolute sex bomb brunette with a perfect body and some lips that could suck a fucking golf ball through a hose. Perfect tush. Huge real tits. Unbelievably tiny waist and flat stomach. Her body is seriously a hard, hard 10. Her mouth is just a little too big for her to be straight up perfect but if you just imagine her blowing you those donkey lips are a plus, not a minus.

My reccomendation is that A) She gets a better stage name. Nobody can say or type Ratajakatajatkowski. and B) She gets some sort of reality TV with Melanie Iglesias where they just walk around doing normal mundane shit in minimal clothing. I could watch these bitches do their taxes and I’d have a hard on.

By KFC posted January 31st, 2013 at 12:10 PM

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by aschug88 on January 31, 2013 at 12:13 pm
i couldn't make it past the first picture without jizzing in my jeans
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by valbroski on January 31, 2013 at 12:14 pm
Move over Lex Lugar, we got the total package.
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by wilburham on January 31, 2013 at 12:14 pm
why are you so obsessed with iglesias shes just a dime a dozen cholo, now this ratajowski girl can get it
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by Logjammin on January 31, 2013 at 12:15 pm
that video....i bonered.
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by laski59 on January 31, 2013 at 12:15 pm
I just came in my pants, and im not even wearing pants
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by sizzlindeals on January 31, 2013 at 12:15 pm
great, now how am i going to clean the jizz off my ceiling
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by speaker city on January 31, 2013 at 12:19 pm
Now my hands are sticky
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by holdddmyydickk on January 31, 2013 at 12:22 pm
USDA Approved.
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by bababooey7 on January 31, 2013 at 12:22 pm
Her last name is Polish for ejaculation
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by chilliam chaykespeare on January 31, 2013 at 12:22 pm
id punch a baby to hit that
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by animal mother on January 31, 2013 at 12:23 pm
Her mouth is too big? Perhaps it is your dick that is too small?
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by nikebauer44 on January 31, 2013 at 12:24 pm
:49 the definition of perfect tits
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by bigphilrivers on January 31, 2013 at 12:24 pm
DSLs
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by dabing on January 31, 2013 at 12:26 pm
Jesus KFC everyone knows that Ratajowski means "makes cock hard" in polish
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by butters on January 31, 2013 at 12:26 pm
i just wanna see her slit. is that too much to ask?
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by 5MinuteMajor on January 31, 2013 at 12:28 pm
Those blubbery cans might just be real, no? Perfect bod.
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by milesdavis on January 31, 2013 at 12:28 pm
I just finished jerking off before seeing these pics too...oh well
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by nappygruets on January 31, 2013 at 12:29 pm
all i see is Michael Jackson in her face
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by mrgrundle on January 31, 2013 at 12:31 pm
holy shit those are nice tits on a skinny ass girl with some fucking curves
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by giveitarest on January 31, 2013 at 12:33 pm
Might as well quit this game now Kfc, you will NEVER do better than this. Ever.
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by texastoast on January 31, 2013 at 12:34 pm
Google her name and treats magazine her vag is a masterpiece
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by Assspatula on January 31, 2013 at 12:36 pm
¡Ay Chihuahua!
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by whoisjohngalt on January 31, 2013 at 12:36 pm
There is no way the guy filming that video has both hands on the camera!
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by marshmont63 on January 31, 2013 at 12:38 pm
Ha, how many x did everyone rewind to watch the :25 & :37 marks where you can almost see vag?
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by butter pecan on January 31, 2013 at 12:38 pm
i just threw a rope in my pants and i wasn't even wearing any
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by dewiggla on January 31, 2013 at 12:40 pm
thank you kfc for the much needed nsfw post haven't had one of these in a while
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by dirtyfrank on January 31, 2013 at 12:40 pm
My dik puked...and by that i mean I just blew a NUT !!!!
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by queen lundqvist on January 31, 2013 at 12:44 pm
butters, ask and you shall receive http://www.egotastic.com/photos/emily-ratajkowsi-nekkid-in-treats-magazine/emily-ratajkowsi-nude-spring-treats-mag-05/ http://www.egotastic.com/2012/04/emily-ratajkowski-doubles-down-with-topless-video-perfection-for-twice-the-treats-video/#more-1110711
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by to147 on January 31, 2013 at 12:44 pm
It's a good day to work from home....
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by johnnymanchuk on January 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm
sploosh
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by mvs13 on January 31, 2013 at 12:54 pm
her jeans dont fit
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by cookie73 on January 31, 2013 at 1:08 pm
To bad she is dating Manti-Teo
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by jurisbro11 on January 31, 2013 at 1:09 pm
God I wish my girlfriend would start sleeping with me again so I can close my eyes and imagine this chick.
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by provcity1 on January 31, 2013 at 1:10 pm
Yup.
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by dustman on January 31, 2013 at 1:10 pm
whoa!!
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by dirrrtydot on January 31, 2013 at 1:17 pm
This girl has the perkiest, most beautiful looking tits with a body to match and is unknown by most, yet fat sloppy Kate Upton is in a Superbowl Commercial...what is wrong with society!
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by kris10 on January 31, 2013 at 1:19 pm
how the hell can I go get naked in front of my bf after seeing this masterpiece?
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by Chuck Norrises Dick on January 31, 2013 at 1:28 pm
Human centipede sounds like a good game to play with her
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by romramone on January 31, 2013 at 1:33 pm
Once. Just once, please. I swear, I won't take up any more than 3 minutes of your time.
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by whorefrost on January 31, 2013 at 1:37 pm
Are you guys nuts? Those tits are as real as pres' hair.
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by namedtheman on January 31, 2013 at 1:39 pm
The anticipation I felt while scrolling down to see the nudes was insane. Each pic built it up. And by "anticipation" I'm referring to my massive erection.
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by ohballs on January 31, 2013 at 1:40 pm
Can compressed air blow jizz of my keypad..
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by WetBeak on January 31, 2013 at 1:59 pm
Her face fucking sucks
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by yankssux on January 31, 2013 at 2:09 pm
thank you stoolies, ive been trying to get these assholes to post this chick for like 3 weeks. they must be overwhelmed with ass. and this chick has no problem showing the goods.
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by buzzershot18 on January 31, 2013 at 2:14 pm
it should be a law for all girls to wear the denim shorts unzipped... except the fat ones
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by jf7 on January 31, 2013 at 2:27 pm
full screen......HD is on
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by yankssux on January 31, 2013 at 2:48 pm
and steve shaw must be gay.
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by squigs34 on January 31, 2013 at 2:49 pm
I'd jack hammer that for a long 30 seconds and then make her clean the house for the 29:30 minutes I paid for her to come over.
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by swam20point on January 31, 2013 at 2:52 pm
Whorefrost you know as much about tits as pres knows about sports
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by otwisted on January 31, 2013 at 2:56 pm
I have to give a presentation in 5 minutes and I can't get rid of my rod.
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by SanFran415 on January 31, 2013 at 3:17 pm
how muuch of a virgin is whorefrost to think those are fake? Cmon man. This chick is out fucking standing. Great post egotastic, I mean Kevin, I mean egotastic.
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by armstronnnggggg on January 31, 2013 at 3:24 pm
if she sat on my face i wouldnt come up for air
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by Donnie Baseball on January 31, 2013 at 4:15 pm
im going to be out of commission for a few hours
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by irishguy984 on January 31, 2013 at 4:30 pm
i would eat her buttthole
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by bosox24 on January 31, 2013 at 5:49 pm
fap fap fap
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by matanuska on January 31, 2013 at 6:09 pm
Her tits are A+, but you can see the scar at :14.
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by dean fine on January 31, 2013 at 9:38 pm
id lick all the icing off that cake
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by rbaker5150 on February 1, 2013 at 12:46 am
I'd lick a dogs butthole to have 5 minutes with that.
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by cache on February 1, 2013 at 4:43 am
i would fuck her..if you know what i mean.
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by believeinboston on February 1, 2013 at 3:31 pm
always figured it was prez who got hard watching a chick do taxes
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by scurvy on February 2, 2013 at 9:10 am
I seriously cannot take it anymore - I have no chance with this broad.
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by browningman on February 2, 2013 at 10:19 am
If the cans are fake, it was a great job. She is breathtaking.
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by mikehawkinya on February 2, 2013 at 11:11 am
best looking snatch ive ever seen...thank you queen lundqvist
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by stickey on February 3, 2013 at 2:01 am
how anyone picked the other girl over this chick for best GTA is beyond me
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by naokorules on February 3, 2013 at 11:19 am
She looks much better now than she did when she was on iCarly. Yes... she was a former cast member of iCarly. Look it up.
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by Wild Barnacle on February 3, 2013 at 5:25 pm
boobs
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by terror-on-broad29 on February 4, 2013 at 4:28 pm
Fake tits don't jiggle from the slightest movement like these do. Just awesome.
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by Holdmydahhhhk on February 4, 2013 at 5:15 pm
I would love to work for Carl's Jr. advertising. Clearly ahead of the game when it comes to Smoke Patrol Prospects.
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