And the answer is Minka Kelly. Not the best of ass shots, but here’s the thing – Minka Kelly comes around so infrequently, you gotta really cherish and celebrate her moments out there in front of the camera. She’s like Halley’s Comet or some shit. She’s like the Bobby Fischer or JD Salinger of Smokeshows. An absolutely dominant recluse who needs to be respected. I think she’s just sitting at home, doing everything she can to remain as hot as humanely possible hoping Jeter takes her back as soon as he retires.
Sidenote, a Stoolie tweeted me the other day saying Lyla Garrity has the sexiest voice a smokeshow has ever had, and I don’t think I can argue against that.