And the answer is Teen Mom Farrah. Hey bitch! You’re doing it backwards! She’s like the Benjamin Button of whores. You’re supposed to strip, THEN do the anal porn. At this rate she’ll be turning celibate by tomorrow. Speaking of…this bitch is trying to say the porn video was the first time she had sex in a year:
I can’t believe the one time I have sex in the past year has turned in to this #UNREAL
— FarrahAbraham (@F1abraham) May 7, 2013
Not even exaggerating - that might be the biggest lie in the history of deceit. Everyone knows I love to speak in percentages but there is literally a 0% chance thats the case. Holes in the female body don’t accept penis that easily after a 365 day break. The fact that she even has tried to claim this is probably the most disrespectful thing in the history of smut. Get real, bitch. You’re a pro.