And the answer is Hayden Panattiere. This little pygmy is engaged to fucking Vladamir Kitschko in what has to be the weirdest couple of all time. Tiny midget sized American actress engaged to a Ukrainian boxer who runs about 6’6 250. She’s 5’2. He’s almost a foot and a half on her. Like how did these two even meet? What the fuck could they possibly have in common? Unless Hayden just wants some monster boxer cock and Vladimir is like “I’ve got a monster boxer cock.” Then it all makes sense.
PS – Hayden just kinda weirds me out. At times, her face is absolutely smokeshow status. But she’s like a hot chick trapped in a little boys body or something. Its like she hasn’t grown or developed since Remember The Titans. She’s got like that Olympic gymnast body going on. Which is OK when you’re actually a gymnast. Guys kind of ignore that. But when you’re not its weird.