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Guess That Ass

And the answer is Sophie Christina. Bahahah! First GTA that ever made me laugh. Usually its arousal. Sometimes disgust. But this one is straight humor. There’s such a fine line between big asses. Like you got the perfect bubble butts like Sophie Turner’s. Then you can venture into the Heavyweight Division with a chick like SueLyn Medieros. And then you go over the cliff into the Yokozuna Sumo Wrestler division with asses like this. Generally, its unchartered territory for white guys like myself. Its such a spectacle I don’t even think about having sex with it. Its just a joke almost. Any time your ass cheeks are so big they stick out so far from your body that gravity takes ahold of them and you need to lift them with your fingers, you have too big of an ass for me. Also if you wear flat brim caps and Jordan’s things probably aren’t gonna work out between us either

PS - Apropos tattoo

PPS – How many hours do you think the airbrush guy needed to get rid of all the cellulite?

By KFC posted December 6th, 2012 at 12:10 PM

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by stooliekeepsitreal on December 6, 2012 at 12:15 pm
i just threw up in my mouth
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by shitywok on December 6, 2012 at 12:16 pm
cue mikeydatrollest comin in here and giving us all an unreadable lesson in black culture. hoes.
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by teds_underwear on December 6, 2012 at 12:21 pm
So that's what re-swallowing your own vomit is like...fuck you very much muck Clancy: http://thedjbenz.wordpress.com/2012/08/16/hottest-chicks-in-the-hood-sophia-christina/
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by dabing on December 6, 2012 at 12:23 pm
That ass is as fake as your job and as Big as Prez's nose
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by mikeydatrillest on December 6, 2012 at 12:23 pm
shitywok the fuck you thinking bout me when you got that ass to think about above?
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by tonymacaroni on December 6, 2012 at 12:24 pm
these aren't updated pictures...she got a big dumb fucking tat all over her ass now (see photo here: http://cl.ly/LPuE)....yeah, whatever I follow her on Instagram because John Wall liked her picture @sophiabody
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by ohballs on December 6, 2012 at 12:25 pm
ill never get erect again
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by alabastarflask on December 6, 2012 at 12:26 pm
That provided shelter for hundreds when Sandy rolled thru
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by frank carlton serafino feranna jr on December 6, 2012 at 12:34 pm
need a fucking map to navigate that parcel of land
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by fooliest on December 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Fat with a F
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by iceman11 on December 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm
puke city
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by Evil One on December 6, 2012 at 12:41 pm
by mikeydatrillest shitywok the fuck you thinking bout me when you got that ass to think about above?.........because you're both huge assholes ?
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by snowdady on December 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm
I'd jam my cock in that ass faster than you can say jungle fever
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by bloody discharge on December 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm
@snowdaddy--yeah, but you wouldn't get it back.
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by rearender on December 6, 2012 at 12:49 pm
She must some rapper's girl friend or something. Forget 40 acres and mule this is every black man's dream.
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by mikeydatrillest on December 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Evil One why am I an asshole? Cause I'm not white?
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by spghost on December 6, 2012 at 1:26 pm
My dick would get lost in that ass
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by JimCarr on December 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm
That's no moon, it's a space station.
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by BarryBondsman on December 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm
The drivers seat in her car must be broken into bits....fucking fat pig.
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by carlsweetchuck on December 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Fat and scusting.
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by StanSitwell on December 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm
joeyfingaz you think thats the best GTA in history?? you gotta be from Texas because the only motto that makes this ass the best is "the bigger the better"
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by EZBreezey2222 on December 6, 2012 at 1:34 pm
she must have to buy 2 seats on a plane to fit that thing, just fucking gross, she's all yours NBA/NFL-non-QB players....
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by supergrover on December 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm
it's coming to me now, there's a word for girls like this, if only i could remember......oh yeah, i've got it now...its FAT...ha ha
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by skinngunn on December 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm
I have a geyser erupting as we speak.
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by Evil One on December 6, 2012 at 1:52 pm
by mikeydatrillest on December 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm Evil One why am I an asshole? Cause I’m not white?.....rhetorical question Mikey
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by litchester on December 6, 2012 at 1:55 pm
That's one big salad to toss. Elaine Benes would like it.
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by k1dd0 on December 6, 2012 at 2:06 pm
thats bitchs body is more misshapen then pres's face
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by bloody discharge on December 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Suddenly I reminded of a Sir Mix-A-Lot song...
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by georgiaoqueef on December 6, 2012 at 2:32 pm
yea, that booty is hilarious. i laughed so hard i came
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by Numero Two on December 6, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Mo just had a heart attack at his desk
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by ques4pres on December 6, 2012 at 4:03 pm
I'm a black man who loves big asses.. My fiancee has a big ass... And even this is pushing it for me... And like I said I LOVE A BIG ASS.. It doesn't even look real... Might be too much for me to wife up...but then again u give me a couple of brews in my single days and I'm 100% sure I'd go to work on that ass like there was no tomorrow..
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by Donnie Baseball on December 6, 2012 at 4:17 pm
sure why the hell not! It may kill me!
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by Idi Amin 23 on December 6, 2012 at 5:06 pm
I'm white, like Aryan race, if I was around in the 40's could've been Hitler's right hand man, white. I think this chick is hot as fuck.
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by cincinnati kid on December 6, 2012 at 5:14 pm
I bet she's had sex with a colored fella or 2.
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by valbroski on December 6, 2012 at 5:26 pm
It's troll week at barstool
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by dudebro on December 6, 2012 at 6:10 pm
If you think this chick is hot then you have a problem.
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by joeyfingaz on December 6, 2012 at 6:15 pm
I really think the guys on this on this site are homosexuals who like flat, Jewish, 11 year old boy ass. That's the best gta in the history of its existence. If KFC said wow that ass is great you guys would be like " thrash for days" or some lame shit you picked up from the stool. Btw I'm white so the black guy thing... Doesn't really pertain here
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by dick tingles on December 6, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Nah just cause you're our "token" Mikey
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by dudebro on December 6, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Joeyfingaz, no chance you're white white. Maybe Latino. I like my women to not have comical proportions. If your ass is bigger than your chest, no thanks.
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by joeyfingaz on December 6, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Dudebro- I assure you I'm as white as the driven snow. I am aware that her ass does not look like that its got the fat and cellulite and all that nasty shit but I'd take that ass over these skinny disgusting flat assed girls that these kids post on this blog all day
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by dudebro on December 6, 2012 at 6:36 pm
Even if her ass wasn't airbrushed and it really looked like that, I still wouldn't.
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by joeyfingaz on December 6, 2012 at 6:36 pm
Stansitwell- I'm a white New Yorker, what I'm basically saying is that they post pictures and expect me to " guess that ass" when in reality there is no ass to be guessed. Just flat as a board, anorexic ass just like they like em. Feel like these guys are gonna be Chris hansons next victims
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by joeyfingaz on December 6, 2012 at 6:36 pm
Stansitwell- I'm a white New Yorker, what I'm basically saying is that they post pictures and expect me to " guess that ass" when in reality there is no ass to be guessed. Just flat as a board, anorexic ass just like they like em. Feel like these guys are gonna be Chris hansons next victims
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by thebrokenspear on December 6, 2012 at 6:47 pm
Would love to hear she isn't attracted to black guys. Would just be the ultimate double fuck you from God
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by Chuck Norrises Dick on December 6, 2012 at 7:02 pm
Looks.like.someone cropped a victoria secret models top with nicki minaj bottom....
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by Chuck Norrises Dick on December 6, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Looks.like.someone cropped a victoria secret models top with nicki minaj bottom....Tony macaroni... That updated tattoo on her ass is stupid ass hell thanks for.aking my bonrr turn.inyo a belly button
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by Whit Eboy on December 6, 2012 at 8:25 pm
I'd wear that thing on my face like a Rey Mysterio mask.
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by mccish13 on December 6, 2012 at 10:15 pm
I think im in love and I'm white btw
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by Swan Killer on December 7, 2012 at 10:21 am
Brokenspear, judging by that instagram account, she is 500% into black guys
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