And the answer is Julianne Hough. Damn. That ass looks hard. Like rock hard. Looks like ass implants or something. Personally I like a little cushion for the pushin or a little jiggle with the wiggle. I’m not saying I wouldn’t give Julianne Hough and her hard butt cheeks a roll in the hay. I’m just saying I’d probably feel like I was having sex with a stone statue or something. Doubly awkward considering she’d be having sex with a marshmallow body like myself.