And the answer is Miley fuckin Cyrus! Bringing the heat in the pilates outfit. Seriously I was never much of a Miley Cyrus fan until this moment right now. I mean sure I’d throw her billion dollar teeny bopper ass a bone but I never thought she was anything to write home about. But her body right here is exceptional. Like I am getting out some stationary and a nice ball point pen and I am writing a letter home about Miley Cyrucs.
Miley Cyrus’ body is a hard ten today on Guess That Ass. Her pants are tight as fuck but not so much so that she’s weirding me out with a camel toe. Also her stomach is perfectly flat and her ass looks like you could bounce a JFK Half Dollar coin off of it. Sidenote, her sunglasses kinda make her look like she has an Anthony Davis unibrow but thats just an optical illusion. I’m focusing more on her perfect body.
Your failure of a son.