Huff Po - If a story involving an erection pill, penis surgery and lots of blood doesn’t suit your fancy, you should probably stop reading. If it does, meet Adrian Carter, who claims in a lawsuit filed on Monday that a Virilis Pro pill made his penis bleed and led to a terrifying surgery in which much of his manhood’s skin had to be removed. Oh, it gets worse. Carter bought a bottle of Virilis Pro at a gas station in Houston, on the way to a motel to enjoy a night with his significant other in May 2011. ”During sexual intercourse, plaintiff experienced significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror in the hotel room; his penis and scrotum were visibly swollen,” writes his lawyer, Melissa Moore, in a complaint obtained by Courthouse News Service. He immediately went to an emergency room in the area, where he underwent surgery. Doctors had to “deglove,” or remove, the skin from Carter’s penis, because his urethra had separated completely and the organ was dangerously swollen (beyond Virilis Pro’s intended target). Carter, who now urinates through a catheter, may never have an erection again, according to Moore.
Now I’m a firm believer that if you take an dick pills you can buy over the counter at a gas station, you are a fucking moron. Any sexual stimulants that come in a clear package with 3 different pills and only have Asian writing on the wrapper will probably 100% do you harm in one way or the other.
That being said, there is no company on the planet that should be making any sort of product where theres a potential side effect of dick explosion. I don’t care if the chances of dicksplosion is 0.000001%. If theres any shred of possibility that doctors need to “deglove” my penis because I’m shooting blood around the room like a Super Soaker 120 thats been pumped to the max, then that product should never see the light of day. Buyer beware and all that kinda shit, for sure – but I don’t think we should live in a world where anything can turn your dick into a blood fountain.
PS – If you’re meeting up to bang some broad in a motel, who cares if your dick is small or doesn’t operate well. All signs are pointing to the fact that you’re banging a prostitute. Just give her 4 inches for two minutes, make sure you enjoy yourself, and make sure nobody needs to deglove your manhood.
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