TEMPE, Ariz. — A Valley teen is facing a child prostitution charge after attempting to trade sex for food. Faelyn Ritz, 18, was arrested Monday after she and a 14-year-old girl agreed to have sex with two men in exchange for a meal at McDonald’s. Police approached Ritz after watching her, the 14-year-old, and the two men discuss a deal in the area of Priest and Broadway. While speaking with officers, Ritz admitted that she had reached an agreement with the men to swap sexual favors for food at McDonald’s. Ritz also revealed that she has been prostituting since the age of 15, and charges $200 an hour for her services. Ritz said she met the 14-year-old through a mutual friend, but didn’t discover her age until they had checked into a room at a Motel 6. Ritz stated that she and the girl had agreed to walk up and down the street soliciting prostitution for food. Ritz added that she planned to take a portion of the money the girl made from prostituting. Ritz was arrested and booked into the Tempe jail.
What is it with whores straight up loving to suck dick for McDonalds? This ain’t the first time and it certainly ain’t the last. Its like their bread and butter. I wonder if its what they do to get out of a whore slump. Like you know if you’re on the mound and you can’t get your breaking ball over the plate so your catcher just throws down 1 finger and you go back to your trusty fastball to throw strikes? If you’re a football team having trouble with your passing game so you just go back to some good old fashioned Ground and Pound to move the chains? If you’re a superstar in the NBA having an off night shooting and you work your way to the free throw line to try to get in a rhythm? Maybe its like that.
This chick says she usually charges 200 bucks an hour for her services but maybe she’s on a cold streak. Maybe she’s hit an early season skid in her whore game. So what does she do? Gets back to the basics. Gets out there and walks up and down the street looking to suck some dick for a Double Cheeseburger and a 6 piece McNuggets. It ain’t glamorous but sometimes its what you gotta do to get your game back on track. Swallow your pride and fuck for fast food and before you know it you get into a whore groove and your back to your 200 dollar an hour customers.
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