Smoking Gun – Today’s instance of drive-thru rage comes from Huber Heights, Ohio, where a 23-year-old man allegedly crashed his truck into a Taco Bell after he “did not get one of the tacos he ordered,” according to police. Michael Smith was arrested early this morning for felony vandalism in connection with the bizarre 12:15 AM incident at the fast food restaurant. Smith, pictured in the mug shot at right, is being held in the Montgomery County jail. Police were summoned to the Taco Bell by workers who reported that a “white male in a white truck struck” the eatery’s entrance and then fled the scene. Cops tracked a fluid trail leaking from the vehicle to Smith’s home, where he was arrested. Smith, cops noted, admitted “intentionally striking the building after realizing he did not get one of the tacos he ordered.” Smith’s crash shattered windows and caused other damage to the Taco Bell, where a taco retails for 99 cents.
First of all – Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match! Love is in the fucking air and its taking the form of young men and women who are incredible reckless with their cars! Michael Smith and Sophia Anderson are literally perfect for each other. Hes 23. Shes 21. Both like drinkin. Both like crashing their cars into buildings. Fuck Match.com, Barstool New York is the newest online dating site.
Secondly, I gotta know whether Taco Tuesday was in effect or not. Is it 50 cent tacos at 12:15am Tuesday morning? Or do they still operate like its Monday at that hour? Do they even do that special anymore? Because I remember going on Tuedays in high school and ordering like 20 tacos because they were so cheap. I knew I was only gonna eat like 8 but I was like, fuck it, 20 tacos for 10 bucks is a steal. So if I drove away and realized they only gave me 19, I don’t think I’d be too pissed. But if they were full price and say I just got a cheesy gordita crunch and 2 tacos, and they forget one of them, well then thats a horse of a different color. Thats 50% of my tacos missing. Big fucking difference. Probably still not worth crashing your truck into the entrance of the establishment but I’m just saying there are some details that we need to know before closing the book on this case.