Huff - Carlisa Brookins and Alexis Garcia had a brief encounter they probably won’t forget. Neither will their corrections officer, who claims he saw Brookins performing oral sex on Garcia while he was transporting the couple and eight others to a Las Vegas Jail. The male and female inmates were separated into rows and all of them had belly constraints so the officer was surprised when he saw Brookins allegedly bend over her seat to perform a sex act on Garcia, according to the Las Vegas Sun. When the officer turned on the light, Brookins immediately sat up and made several comments claiming she was not a prostitute because she didn’t charge Garcia, according to the police report quoted by the Sun. Garcia was a complete gentleman under the circumstances, telling Brookins, “I’ll get you off before we hit downtown,” according to inmate Jessica Melaerts, who was sitting near Brookins. Melaerts also told police she didn’t want to look at the live sex show because she thought it was “gross,” according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Once they were caught in the act, they were both transported back to the Clark County Detention Center and booked for voluntary sex with an inmate.
The fact that these two jailbirds got in trouble for a little dick sucking is absolutely absurd. You’re telling me two consenting adults can’t get each other off in a police van on the way to prison? They can’t get one last heterosexual experience in before their life becomes 100% about gay stuff? Just doesn’t seem fair. I mean you read what the guy said. He was gonna get her off before they hit downtown. One blowjob in exchange for one pussy rub. Everyone’s a winner. Literally the definition of mutual exchange.
But apparently you get your mouth on some genitals in the prison transportation van and the driver turns around and brings you back to your old jail like an angry dad turning around the station wagon on vacation. Sheesh, take it easy guards. It’s a straight blowjob. Easily the best thing that’ll happen to this dude while in cuffs. Like if they really cared about rehabbing the inmates then they’d let this guy get his rocks off uninterrupted. Just stare out the window until you hear a zipper being zipped. Because I really don’t care who you are. You don’t cock block a dude in the middle of a beaner, Ok? You just don’t.